The Inaguration of “The Beast”
There has been some conversation here as to whether Obama is the AntiChrist or not:
- An Obama Worship Song
- Barack Obama: The Lord’s “Anointed One”
- Barack Obama IS the Messiah
- Who The Antichrist REALLY is
- Antichrist ‘08
However, in light of some new information that has been brought my way, and today’s events, a new piece has been added to the puzzle.
The president’s new car: “Nicknamed “The Beast”, the Cadillac will make its debut on 20 January, as part of the inaugural parade.”
I think Barak’s just messing with us now! Only the AntiChrist could have vehicle named “The Beast” right?
Rev 13:11 Then I saw another beast that rose out of the earth; it had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon.
How much more evidence do you need that John was looking into the future? Clearly, he saw the AntiChrist Obama riding his dragon. Not understanding what a car was he saw the Cadillac emblem which looks like… two horns! And the engine noise sounds like a dragon!
The end is near friends, the end is near.
I believe “Nigh” is the correct term. The end is Nigh.
I think some one needs a BS award.
Leaving to one side your understanding of the Bible, I must call you on your lack of fidelity to American automobile manufacturers. Clearly if this car had been meant, John would have written “The Beast had two horns, but purred like a kitten”…
Dustin,
Just trying’ to stay relevant man…
Polycarp,
I could probably win one or two of those a month!
James,
It’s a good thing you left my understanding of the Bible to one side, because clearly, it is awesome… and infallible.
However, it’s not whether the Caddy is loud or not but how John imagined a dragon speaking. Obviously, he thought it sounded like the new President’s/Antichrist’s car.
Airtight.
Scott, I want to applaud your grasp of our dire straits.
However, it gets much worse.
How could we have missed it? This just seems so obvious….
But I’m lost… I didn’t see this coming from my reading of Left Behind….
Hmmmm….aren’t perceptions amazing. If Barrack was white and a NASCAR fan….The Beast would be a cool nickname.
Get a life!
AngllHugnU2
Author of IM with God
Angl… whatever,
Hmm…I’m guessing that the subtleties of the English language are a tad above your comprehension abilities…This is satire.
Get an education!
Agathos
Author of UR with Stupid
Dang, you scooped me on this.
Ya know….I truly felt bad about having missed the satire….BUT, then you made me feel much better when you called yourself “Stupid.”
This is the kind of dude who you see smiling naively in photos giving the peace sign or a thumbs up while the person beside him is wearing the “I’m With Stupid” shirt.
The world needs more of these people. Or at least those people need to comment here more. ‘Cause it’s AWESOME.