And Jesus Punched The Mime In The Face…
August 24, 2009
Watch and be stupefied:
God’s prophets? The power of God to your high place in worship? Really? Really? Overstate things much? Much too much.
I’d rather be an atheist than believe that this is the power of God
Can you imagine if Jesus actually showed up for that service?
I imagine him fashioning a whip and driving people out of their seats saying, “ Is it not written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer for all the nations’? But you have made it a den of retards.”
Hopefully, after his mini-sermon Jesus mounts one of the mimes and beats him into submission… ’cause that would be awesome.
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God’s prophets? Well. No wonder Israel continually rejected the prophets God sent them. Apparently they were strange mimes with videos that give you epileptic seizures.
Hahahahahahaha….wow. I just don’t know what to say. I’m still giggling. Just the idea of trying to make mimes sounds cool and edgy is so uproariously absurd that I thought the second video could hardly be funnier or odder than the first. And then I watched it. Thanks for the laugh Scott.
i wanna be catapulted to a new dimension in worship. pleeeeeeeeeeease?
Man, could you imagine Crowder tripping balls watching these guys? We need to make some sort of conglomerate church where we could get all these guys together. Start the service off with “The Breakfast Song” then get Rick Pino to hype everyone up by telling them to take their socks off and wave them around while he somehow manages to make a mockery of both God and Dead or Alive at the same time (seriously, that’s amazing). Then we’ll quiet things down, light a bunch of candles, put a picture of Jesus up on the powerpoint that looks like he’s on the cover of a Harlequin Romance novel (cause according to the rosary, Jesus has a badass six pack), invite all the single ladies to the front and have Phil Wickham croon a “corporate” song or two. I’m thinking then we bring out K&K (if they added one more member and adjusted the name accordingly that would be REALLY ironic!) to present “God’s power” and then Crowder comes out to deliver a “sermon”.
Feel free to brainstorm re: THE GREATEST CHURCH EVER ™
Remember you saw it here first when T.G.C.E turns into a heinously offensive blog post here on Scotteriology…
The amount of fundamental issues with the theology of the song and the practice of focusing on people’s emotions as a gauge of “worship” is so overwhelming I think you would need a separate blog just to deal with those!
Scott,
I’m an atheist and after watching that even I want to bleach my eyes and listen to Mahalia Jackson REALLY LOUD!!
You’d figure that if that woman “singing” really believed that Jesus was God she wouldn’t feel the need to shout and holler and issue ultimatums.
The video sort of got me thinking that Peewee Herman and the Matrix guy got scrambled in a teleportation accident and drowned their sorrows with a variety of illegal substances.
Shakes the Clown was right: mimes are the lowest form of clown.
LOL at your comments as I watched (some sections) of the second video. I just wish I could get away with saying the things you say about stuff like that without being judged as hard hearted and closed minded.
Gosh, that’s almost as bad as the time I put on black face and sang old Negro spirituals down at the soup kitchen last Christmas in my Louis Armstrong voice.
Man. They’re not even good mimes. I could easily see big haired pentecostal bible school chicks doing the exact same moves.
Where’s the “stuck in a box” move, or the “I’m walking, but I’m not moving”? Disappointing.
Heheheehehehheheh… Just what I needed on this rainy Sunday avo far from home! A good belly laugh.
I’m just wondering if there really is room in that outfit for both of them? There appears to be one of the K’s who actually gets most of the action/mime! Also couldn’t help but think about Michael Jackson… Am I going to hell?