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[Expletive Deleted] Epic Depravity

October 14, 2009

In what has to be considered one of the lowest, most depraved, evil stories I have ever seen come across my newswire let me introduce you to Aurelio Vallecillo-Sanchez:

Feel shame...

Feel shame...

Aurelio, was recently sentenced to prison for 40 to 60 years after stealing a centuries old painting of the virgin Mary… wait for it…  prepare yourself… to pay for the abortion of the fourteen-year-old girl he raped.

People, this is why swearing was invented. This is the appropriate time for its employment in describing this [insert expletives here].

Unfortunately, the story gets worse.

First, after raping the fourteen-year-old girl the [expletive deleted] said that a teenage boy was the father. Then [insert expletive here] threatened to kill the family if she told anyone he was the father.

When that didn’t work he decided he needed money to pay for the abortion so the plan to steal the painting was hatched.

He then used his children as lookouts, and stole the painting from a chapel in St. Cecilia Cathedral. His children as lookouts!

Finally, [insert expletives here] took his victim and the painting to Mexico hoping to sell the painting and get the abortion. However, the doctor would not perform the procedure as the fetus was too far along.

When your life has got to the stage where you are using your children as lookouts, so you can steal a painting to sell, so you can fly to Mexico and get an abortion of the young girl you raped and threatened… then, yeah, you are officially depraved and need to be put in prison for a very, very long time.

I hope there’s a guy in prison by the name of “Large Tony” they introduce this [insert expletives here] to…

Original story HERE

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Dr. Jim permalink
    October 14, 2009 4:02 pm

    What a body part.

  2. jockmcgonzo permalink
    October 15, 2009 3:39 am

    this story just made me feel physically ill

  3. poserorprophet permalink
    October 19, 2009 11:00 am

    ftw

  4. John permalink
    October 19, 2009 8:44 pm

    But is that really any worse than the pope granting Columbus and others the right to plunder the Americas, and to simultaneously bring the “gospel” to those thus murdered and dispossessed—- in their millions.

    A process summed up in the title of a book titled Columbus and Other Cannibals by Jack Forbes.

    Or catholic priests “baptizing” African slaves as they were herded on to the slave ships. Again in their millions.

    • October 20, 2009 7:53 am

      Wtf?

      Oh, okay, I get it… Some people did some bad shit once upon a time, so we really shouldn’t be offended when other people do some bad shit. Like, people who have been wormfood for centuries were really not nice — I mean, really not nice — so when some freaking modern-era monster rapes a child (not to mention, kills/threatens to kill her family), we shouldn’t really find that reprehensible, because we have something in common — language, heritage, religion, or some other intangible; eye color, maybe? — with the Really Bad Men of history.

      Moronic non sequitur much, John?

      Feel free to engage your brain.

    • poserorprophet permalink
      October 20, 2009 10:38 am

      I thought John’s point was simply to raise the issue of why we appear to be traumatized by some evils but not-so-traumatized by others. After all, the oppression and sufferings of North American First Nations people, as well as many in Africa (or African-Americans) are still quite terrible today.

      But then, to understand this, one would need to engage one’s brain (even if only a little bit)…

      • October 22, 2009 10:31 am

        Then he should have said, “Why are we not offended by the modern-day oppression of…”, Dan. He didn’t. Instead, he tried to implicate modern (Western) Man with ancient oppression.

        As I said, non sequitur. And while your point about modern oppression is (reservedly) well taken, in the words of the fiendish ruler (yet surprisingly apt student of human nature) Josef Stalin, “One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”

  5. Jake permalink
    October 22, 2009 12:34 pm

    And that’s why they call him “TEH PWNZOR”

    …pwnd’ing noobs like it’s his job.

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