The Dumbnamic Duo
Ok…
Are you ready?
Put on your surprise faces:
Believe it or not…
Alcohol is involved!
Dumb
and…
Dumber
Suspects in an attempted burglary at a Carroll apartment Friday night weren’t too difficult to identify.
A resident of 1844 Randall Road called 911 to report two men with their faces painted black were trying to break into an apartment.
Moments later, Carroll police officers pulled over a car matching the suspects’ vehicle a couple blocks away and found the two occupants with faces blackened by a permanent marker. HERE
I would pay a great deal of money to hear the conversations that sluringly unfolded during that evening; to watch these two clowns draw on their faces with marker and try to convince each other how awesome their disguise was, and then drunkenly try to do something criminal. I can’t even imagine the stupidity. I would literally need them to act it out. There just seems no good rationale–even with alcohol involved–to think this is a good course of action.
Just when you think a new low has been set, and can never be broken, someone else comes out of nowhere and shatters any preconceptions as to just how dumb the human animal can be… especially in groups.
hahaha- @ the link