Separated at Birth?
“Dr.” Rexella Van Impe
Seriously, how the [expletive deleted] can they advertise this woman as a doctor every week? For meshiach sake the friggin’ announcer is a Dr. now. Why the sheol am I in grad school if I can declare myself a Dr. and make scads of money? Scotteriology may be changing in the near future starting with many requests for money based on my doctoral (sort of) credits! I would love to see Rexella’s PhD thesis… I can imagine it now “Oh Jack: Theories in BS and Even Worse Dispensationalism.”
Dr. Jack
If you had been wrong as many times as Jack you would look this crazy too!
Or maybe he’s just remembering the last time he walked into the room and Rexella was uncovered… yep, you would be intrigued too!
Did I say intrigued? I meant horrified…
Soo intrigued…
I mean: definitely horrified.
So moving on.
Finally, our last separated at birth couple:
Dr. J & Dr. K
I can’t tell you how hard it was to get these two to stop chest-bumping, high-fiving, and finishing each other’s sentences at their horn-hat party for literalists… and yet somehow get individual pictures.
Here is the photographic proof of two lost souls who found each other and fell in love with the ideological mindset of the other soul they had been searching for. Can we even tell their religious positions apart?
There is only one question: How long until we have Dr. Jim’s Thinking Answers In Genesis?
I do like to Ham it up a bit, don’t I? The picture on the right is actually my other brother Darrell.
I thought Rexella looked a lot like Ann Coulter, which is actually scarier than any (other) alien!
i agree with evil jim- she looks like coulter, that foul dripping from satan’s fry pan.
I think they are honourary degrees – which says a lot about the discernment of the awarding institutions. If anyone can find out otherwise let me know, I’m really curious about what on earth would have passed for a dissertation to these nut jobs.
Folks like the van Impes that make me want to believe in the rapture and hope that it removes them from the earth. (Was that a bit harsh?)
They are probably paid for degrees from self-”accreditied” diploma mills. I don’t know about the Van Impes, but there is a guy up here in Canada C. McVety (a sock puppet mouth=piece of John Hagee) whose “PhD” is from some Korean “university” with a campus (actually just a house) in California. this guy’s own operation, Canada Christian College in turn hires a lot of Koreans. I think it is just a load of mutual back scratching. McVetee does have an honorary degree from St. Peterburg University in Russia (I wrote to them about it, they were pretty vague as what he did to deserve it, but his services to the university sounded like a cash donation).
I don’t imaging the Van Impes are any more credible, although it would be fun to write to them about their dissertations.