Christianity’s March Madness Insanity: The Brackets
It’s almost time to tip-off, kick-off, and throw out the first pitch on Christianity’s March Madness Insanity. But before we can begin with the regional match-ups the contestants must be seeded. So without further ado the brackets for this year’s championship
The can be only one… may the worst claim its place in the annals of infamy! First up: number one seed The Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey begins its battle for supremacy.



Remeber Highlander II. There could yet be an alien dimension to this…!
Remember… I can’t spell!
My darkhorse pick has got to be Junior Christian Science. That thing’s gonna surprise a lot of opponents from the 8th seed. I think it could go as far as the semi’s. I was kind of hoping the the “Tom Anderson Taser” might get a seed but that’ll probably be for another tournament. There’s a lot of “Weird” in the bracket but I’m picking the no. 3 seed to go all the way. He’s truly mad. Insane and mentally disturbed in the truest sense of the word. A deserving winner.
My picks to advance:
1st seed
8th seed
12th seed
4th seed
11th seed
3rd seed
7th seed
2nd seed
Damn you for putting Julie Meyer in with The Breakfast Song. That was the Frazer v. Ali of the first round. Titanic.
gee scott… choosing the worst of this lot is really like looking into a pile of vomit and having to pick the most revolting, undigested chunk.