Jesus Hates Klingons
Just when you thought, especially as we near the end of Christianity’s March Madness Insanity, that video evidence of the stupidity of some Christians could not possibly reach a new low along comes this video.
Frank sent me this video today. I thought Frank liked me. Apparently he doesn’t. I’m not sure that words are able to adequately describe the travesty of what you are about to watch.
I liked one observer’s comments “These guys’ cocks don’t look like ours, so we have to sing them lame hymns! The guy in the white is seriously one of the worst actors I have ever seen in my nearly 27 years.”
There’s so much wrong in this video it’s almost beyond deconstruction. Captain “Retard”… Really? No weapon formed against them? Really? And to end with that “I’ve got the joy” asshattery is… I’m not sure, but if there is a just God anywhere in the universe he is planning a vicious retaliatory attack on the people in this video.
I mean, someone actually conceived this, wrote it down, proposed it to other supposedly thinking human beings, and it made sense… somehow, they thought it was a good idea.
“Christian” is often a really bad adjective, and this video may stand as a pillar for all time of why “Christianizing” things–songs, genres, movies, plays, games–often is a very, very bad idea.
I suppose the only question left is: is this video so bad that it somehow ruined the genre of science-fiction for the rest of humankind?
Dubya. Tee. Eff.
Just consider it payback for all the videos you’ve subjected me to.
Actually this video does serve one important purpose. When my gamer friends are trying to describe psychic damage we can simply pull up this video for a few seconds. Then it becomes quite apparent how psychic damage can drop an ogre.
Oh…My……
The Klingon was a much better guitar player.
The Klingon has more skill in his pinky finger than the… um, … uh, “Christian” has in his whole body!
Is Perry Noble the guitar player?
But really, what is up with the uniforms? Couldn’t they get that right? Seems they are mixing the first movie with the other TOS movies. That is blasphemy.
I think it is Blaine Bartell from Fire By Night. I did some looking around and it seems like that is the case. Captain Ritard (you would think that being so close to retard should flag some common sense in people, but nooooooooo.) was the one I recognized. FBN was all the rage when I was a young Pentecostal convert. I seem to remember they did have some clever skits, but it was probably because I was being soaked in “special music” (cue “no mo bacon…”) and so anything, however marginally better, smacked of genius. But I hadn’t seen this skit before.
But I wish I had never seen it at all.
My brain hurts.
i am going to go throw up now….
It’s obviously a spoof. I thought it was kind of funny. Okay, you probably hate me now, but I’m okay with that.
My favorite was the reference to “Friends Are Friends Forever.”
Margaret,
Come on! How could I hate you?
Never!!!!!!
I think I have the words to describe such travesty.
Many-many years ago, I listened to someone read off their Christian (TM) Star Trek fanfic. Imagine Star Wars Holiday Special Meets the Four Spiritual Laws. I wish I had never heard; I wish I had never seen; Ia Ia Cthulhu Fthagn…
I do not have any hopes for Christian (TM) SF or fanfics. I joined the Lost Genre Guild to get away from that mentality.
I guess this means that God didn’t create Klingons (assuming such types of creatures would exist) and that he doesn’t love them too, so it is okay for Christian earthlings to hate them.
Sad to say, if we ever did encounter beings from other planets I’m pretty sure we would probably make that type of assumption as well.