Unfortunately, the “Rapping” at Churches Continues…
Dear defender of the church regardless of behaviour,
Before you leave a comment telling me how innocuous this is: please don’t.
I’m sure there is some sort of “context” for this video. A youth night, a skit, some sort of justification, but I’m thinking it’s about high time Christians stopped writing lame rap songs and posting the videos on the net.
Please.
If this continues we will be able to host a new contest fairly soon: Worst Christian Rap Song Ever Championships.
Tithing Rap:
Methinks I recognize the main hook.
“Before I buy the groceries or pay the rent, I gotta give God ten percent.” I’m not feeling much like ranting or deconstructing lately; bigger fish to fry. You may just see this a lot for the next little while. Take it for what you want.
*sigh*
Via: UF


This sort of thing is a powerful argument against post-millenialism.
There are other more important reasons … but I won’t dispute that in the realm of smaller reasons this still has power.
As an aside, Google ads listed at the bottom of this post:
Just an observation.
So anyways, as far as stupid sh*t with a little bit of christianiness mixed in, which is therefore broadly accepted within the church as “da bestestest [movie, book, song, etc.] EVERZ!!!,” one only has to know one word to see that there is absolutely no percentage in railing against it:
Fireproof.
I dunno, I thought their dance moves were pretty sweet.
If this continues we will be able to host a new contest fairly soon: Worst Christian Rap Song Ever Championships.
I nominate those squeeky-clean Whiggas acting Soooo Gangsta (without offending a single Church Lady) with “Gimme that Christian Side Hug”.
“Before I buy the groceries or pay the rent, I gotta give God ten percent.”
Like the IRS or Don Corleone?
SPRINKLER!
you could just listen to the beat of those high bass from Rap songs, i just like rap songs ,”;
“i may not be the sharpest guy in the joint, but i know how to move a decimal point.”
FTW!!!