Epic Titus 1:15 Fail
I try to keep things above board: I’m a father, husband, and academic… but every once in awhile the former hockey player comes out in me!
There are so many things I could say about this commercial, but I’ll leave it at: really?
I just…
Have at it in the comments
Perhaps the first line in the commercial says it best, “This is not a workout…”
Yeah, no kidding.
Just in case that wasn’t enough for you, and you’re still on the Titus 1:15a side of things, they made one for women as well:


Scott, have you seen the SNL parody of this commercial?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-z85Pku9uE
Cause it is a science fact that chronic masturbators have amazing muscle tone!
I laughed all the way through the wank-fest, uh I mean advertisement.
On a serious note, I am wondering if contraction or elongation is more helpful. It seems that such a workout would actually cause you muscular harm?
Off to watch the other vid and the SNL take.
Yup, by the end of the commercial. That’s just so wrong!