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The Pee Pee Miracle

July 29, 2010

*sigh*

I don’t know why these guys keep making videos… actually, I don’t know why I keep watching the videos these guys make.

Anyways.

In this video four-hundred-year-old looking man claims he hasn’t peed in 6 months (fairly sure that’s not possible), Crowder and Dunn pray for him to “pee his pants”, crypt keeper goes and stands by a tree and “pees” out some dust most likely, Dunn leads crowd in pee pee chant.

Hopefully, no one comes to their “healing” service with constipation!

The wizards doing their magic:

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  1. frcraig permalink
    July 30, 2010 8:37 am

    couldn’t bring myself to watch….. but, have you heard about Benny Hinn running out of money?

    • sara permalink
      August 3, 2010 10:07 am

      I sincerely pray that’s true! He’s a fake!

  2. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 30, 2010 8:48 am

    I don’t know why these guys keep making videos… actually, I don’t know why I keep watching the videos these guys make.

    Probably the same morbid fascination as watching a suicide attempt or a bloody train wreck.

    Or the ” I-don’t-wanna-listen-but-I-don’t-know-what-weirdness-I’m-gonna-miss” of a Francis E Dec kook rant.

  3. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    July 30, 2010 8:52 am

    From the ethnicity of the crowd, it looks like they’re in Southeast Asia.

    Anybody know the local witchcraft beliefs and traditions of the area?
    And how closely Mr Yoing-Yoing-Yoing might be following their script?

  4. Chris E permalink
    July 30, 2010 11:18 am

    Ya know .. this sort of silliness manifests itself in other contexts too. See if you can spot the paralells with pentecostal worship in the video below:

    http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/4/21/rainbow-spirit-1824283

    Watching the entire 108 minutes may cause loss of mental function. Just saying.

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      July 30, 2010 5:15 pm

      Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

      I mean, I’m from California and that was so far beyond “Shirley Mac Laine meets Woodstock” it made no sense whatsoever. Not helped by a Rainbow Flag also being the rally banner for the Gay Pride movement.

  5. blue permalink
    July 31, 2010 12:45 am

    Wow.. the local witchcraft beliefs? Racist, much, Unicorn?

    • August 2, 2010 2:44 pm

      Hyper-PC auto-assault knee-jerk reaction much, blue?

      I fail to see where Uni’s question is not a valid one. Or are we to assume everyone, everywhere, comes from good, Christian stock, replete with modern Western traditions?

      @Uni, far from seeking any way to remotely justify Crowder, the smart money is on him just being stoopud. Let’s just go with that.

      • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
        August 3, 2010 11:03 am

        And even “good Christian stock, replete with modern Western traditions” does not mean there will be NO magical beliefs or witchcraft tradition. “We’ve Evolved Beyond All That” is a Star Trek joke for a reason.

        I live in a major US city in what’s commonly called the 21st Century. In that land of Good Christian Stock with Modern Western Traditions:

        I have known two people who have fried their brains on the occult, beleiving they had Mighty Magick Powers. (We sarcastically refer to these losers as “Masters of Mighty Magick”.)

        One of my family (now deceased) was superstitious like you wouldn’t believe. There’s a reason National Enquirer and other tabloids post steady sales, and a lot of cable channels have gone “All Paranormal/Occult, All the Time.”

        And my writing partner knows some sort of Rocket Scientist in another state (with PhDs, no less) who is so into “Spiritual Warfare” he literally sees a Demonic Attack in every burned-out lightbulb. Instead of changing the light bulb, he gets out his Bible and starts rebuking the Demons.

        So don’t play the race card on me, Blue. There’s enough witchcraft traditions to go around. Everywhere.

      • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
        August 11, 2010 4:51 pm

        P.S. Ask anybody from small-town or rural Pennsylvania about “Powwow” sometime. If you’ve never heard the ternm, it’s the old Pennsylvania Dutch folk magic tradition.

        • Nipply Gung Dragonwing permalink
          October 19, 2010 10:40 pm

          They stole that term from the Algonquins

  6. August 2, 2010 2:34 pm

    Gosh, from the title, I thought this was going to be another Zwingli post.

  7. studiotodd permalink
    August 3, 2010 7:05 pm

    Gee, where to begin….

    It is not physically possible that this man has gone six months without urinating (the use of the childish term “pee pee” in this video is nauseating). He would have been dead long before the Hope & Crosby Faith Healing Roadshow here appeared with their show-biz flair and cameras.

    Also, isn’t there some sort of proscription in the faith-healing world against the gay? How progressive if they’ve finally let that bit go…

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen guys who were more obviously gay than these two. From the sexy tight t-shirts to the jazz-hands, they just came off as incredibly FAAAAAAAAAB-U-LOOOOOUUUUSSSS!

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      August 11, 2010 4:49 pm

      I don’t think I’ve ever seen guys who were more obviously gay than these two. From the sexy tight t-shirts to the jazz-hands, they just came off as incredibly FAAAAAAAAAB-U-LOOOOOUUUUSSSS!

      “Swishy and Swishier” instead of/in addition to “Dumb & Dumber”?

      Anyway, for “Pee Pee Miracle”, search YouTube for “Deadwood Al Passes Kidney Stone” sometime…

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