The Kenneth Copeland Magic Phone Call

That’s right. You can call up a phone number and listen to Grand Wizard Copeland recite an incantation for you addressing Fear, God’s Master Plan for you, and unfortunately, “more”…

Actually, I just called and listened to the “Partners” prayer. Dear God. I only made it about two minutes in. Seriously, dude thinks he has semi-phenomenal cosmic powers by claiming an address from his magic book.

He forgot one important verse though:

“And when you are praying, do not use meaningless repetition as the Gentiles do, for they suppose that they will be heard for their many words. So do not be like them; for your Father knows what you need before you ask Him.”

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