The “Ultimate” Christian Rock and Roll Song
November 12, 2010
Not sure what sort of music you hear in your brain when you think of “Rock and Roll” but I’m pretty sure the only person on the planet who would think that this song was either “ultimate” or “Rock and Roll” is the dude in this video.
“He is cool and he is hot. Jesus rocks.”
We may have a new contestant in the worst line ever to appear in a Christian song contest!
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I feel like I’ve just been Rick Rolled.
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antidote to lame OP:
I was shocked when he sang, “I ain’t got no Bible School degree…”. Who could have guessed that from the breath-taking theological depths of those lyrics.
It’s tough to even think he finished high school with a sentence like that.
Slash standing outside of a church and soloing in the cold November rain has more theological relevance than whatever that was.
Well, at least this shows that Protestants don’t have a monopoly on Christian dreck.
Is “Jesus” his dog? “Whether I’m feeling up or feeling down…He don’t care what kind of shape I’m in…day and night I can depend on him”. That’s my dogs…
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Not sure if you’ve seen this one before, but it’s cheese factor 11… (4.3 million views, has spawned some crazy responses)
yep, that’s ultimate.
Rock’n'Rock is the worst genre, and should be reserved for trite nonsense like this. Excellent marriage of lyrics and musical style.
Rock n’ Rock IS the worst. It’s so unidimensional. The rock doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t even roll…
Not sure which is worse, the song, or his hair!