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Special Bulletin: Rick Joyner is Clinically Insane

March 23, 2011

Apparently, according to Joyner, a small minority of people, evil and wicked atheists, are running the country. And the nation is basically telling God, “we don’t want you!”

So God, like any reasonable being, must respond in a perfectly loving and logical way: destroy California! I wonder if there are any Christians in California? Or just atheists?

Someone might want to tell Bob Cargill about this…

Joyner: America Is Under Judgment and God Is Going to Destroy California

From Right Wing Watch

Last week, Rick Joyner was warning that the earthquake in Japan was a sign that demonic Nazism was going to engulf the United States.

Joyner has since produced two 30-minute “special bulletin” video updates to warn everyone that the US has fallen under God’s judgment because the nation has become so depraved and allowed “evil, wicked” atheists to remove God from the public square.  As such, it is now inevitable that a massive earthquake is going to destroy California and Joyner is urging everyone “to get out of that area”:

Just a few days ago I posted the video of Joyner and his cronies discussing the formation a theocratic government. I guess Joyner will have a fairly limited platform:

Reporter: Mr. Joyner, what’s your plan for the economy?
Joyner: Vote for me or God will kill you
Reporter: Ah; OK. What’s your foreign policy?
Joyner: Vote for me or God will destroy California
Reporter: Abortion?
Joyner: God will kill you
Reporter: Housing market?
Joyner: Kill you
Reporter: Congress?
Joyner: Murder, death, kill.
Reporter: Do you have anything to say that does not involve killing?
Joyner: Uh… if you seed into my ministry God can heal you because he loves you

Every week someone intentionally wakes up, washes, dresses, and then drives to another location knowing full well that Joyner will be there, and then proceeds to subject their brain and psychological well-being to this unending stream of inanity and insanity… on purpose!

I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. March 23, 2011 11:11 am

    I’m so sorry to say this, but Joyner has so upset me, that I can only call him is a callous-hearted, sociopathic, charlatan tosser.

    I’ll understand if you delete this comment

  2. Jon Hendry permalink
    March 23, 2011 1:49 pm

    Reminds me of Fred Clark’s (of the slacktivist blog) revision of John 3:16-17 to match the theology of the Left Behind books:

    “For God so hates the world that he is sending back his only begotten Son, that whosoever beholdeth him shall perish from frickin’ laser beams out of his mouth. For God sent not his Son back to the world to save the world; but that the world through him might be destroyed.”

  3. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    March 23, 2011 4:07 pm

    Is Joyner going to work Imprecatory Prayer Magick to call down the Big One on California just like those Third Wavers did to Japan?

  4. WenatcheeTheHatchet permalink
    March 23, 2011 7:05 pm

    So, uh, is Joyner going to be firmer in telling Todd Bentley he shouldn’t have bailed on his first marriage and advise him to step down from ministry?

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      March 24, 2011 10:33 am

      “Touch Not Mine Anointed! Do My Prophet no Harm!”

      • March 24, 2011 10:35 am

        You forgot the other standard, “The Lord is doing a new thing!”

  5. Carrie permalink
    March 29, 2011 2:39 pm

    So, let’s see now – since Rick Joyner has lost it…why don’t each one of you move out into the southern part of California right on the coastal part and go on enjoying your life. Christian or non-christian it would behoove any of you to CHECK it out with God, Jehovah before judging Rick Joyner or any other prophet. If you READ your bible they thought all the prophets of old were NUT jobs too!!! READ…they were all crazy but GOD…somehow used the crazy stuff to confound all you wisers!

    • WenatcheeTheHatchet permalink
      March 30, 2011 4:52 pm

      Joyner’s handling of Todd Bentley’s affair doesn’t raise any concerns at all, then?

  6. March 30, 2011 6:02 pm

    Thanks Carrie I would love to visit southern California. I’ve read most of Joyner’s books and I think characterising other people as tools of Satan and freaking out about spiritual warfare is pretty much the opposite of the Gospel “For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.” I think you know what happens after that.

  7. michelle permalink
    September 27, 2012 2:13 pm

    @ Headless Unicorn Guy in response to; Touch Not Mine Anointed! Do My Prophet no Harm!” > First I would go to 2 Timothy 4:3-4
    For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths. ***NOTE, I’VE BEEN TO JOYNERS CHURCH; NOT TESTING OF SPIRITS, AND THE “LEADERS” SAY ; “ONLY PROPHECY GOOD THINGS, NO WARNINGS! **Matthew 7:16 You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? ** THE FRUIT IS ROTTEN {many good deceived people though} AND ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE TRUE ORIGINS BEHIND THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA THAT JOYNER IS APRAT OF & ENCOURAGES, THEN LOOK UP “THE SECRET OATHS OF THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA”, then see if you feel Joyner is God’s anointed.

    • michelle permalink
      September 27, 2012 2:21 pm

      **Matthew 7:16 You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? ** THE FRUIT IS ROTTEN {many good deceived people though} AND ANYONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE TRUE ORIGINS BEHIND THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA THAT JOYNER IS APARTT OF & ENCOURAGES, THEN LOOK UP “THE SECRET OATHS OF THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA”, then see if you feel Joyner is God’s anointed. *** OH YES, HOW CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE DECEPTION WITH FEMALE ANGELS{no female angels in the Bible}, AND ENCOURAGING THE CHURCH TO SEEK AFTER THESE ANGELS ; YET ONCE AGAIN, NO TESTING OF THE SPIRITS. NOW IF YOU HAVE LOOKED AT THE O.A.T.H.S. OF THE KNIGHTS OF MALTA, THEN YOU’LL SEE THAT ONE MUST BE A CATHOLIC. JOYNER DOES NOT STAND UP AND WORSHIP GOD; NO , HE SITS UP FROM WITH OTHER SO CALLED “ELITE” PEEPS AT A ROUND TABLE, AND THERE ARE ABOUT 8 OF THESE FRONT ROW TABLES THAT SEAT 5-6 PEWPLE EACH.

  8. michelle permalink
    September 27, 2012 2:25 pm

    I DON’T HATE THE MAN, I JUST DON’T TRUST HIM, AND I SEE WHAT HE HAS DONE OVER THE YEARS TO THE YOUTH WHO’VE ATTENDED HIS “MYSTICAL JOKE OF A BIBLE SCHOOL”. THE FRUIT IS BAD AND LIVES HAVE BEEN DEMONICALY INFLUENCED, SO MY PRAYER IS THAT GOD TURN HIS HEART AROUND OR REMOVE HIM. MAY GOD ARISE AND ALL HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED!

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