How To Ruin Your Easter Service
April 19, 2011
Invite these two girls and allow them to ‘perform’ this travesty:
Wow. As if performing this in one location wasn’t enough punishment on humanity…
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My wife and I call all those white-clad girls dancing in church the Vestal Virgins
My church has tried Liturgical Dance.
It’s always ended up as Epic Fail.
vestal vixens.
My irreducibly complex eyes melted in their sockets.
Let’s put a hit out on the choreographer (and then run when the rest of the world’s choreographers rise up in protest at being lumped in with this one).
i hate you. now i have to know that they exist out there. thanx for that.
(i love how they actually had to perform this multiple times to get all the different cuts.)
re: the all white. they can do that. it’s still before easter.
Isn’t that Bin cheesy & Bin-stupid from 2 posts ago?
Scott, you gotta understand – Easter is all about getting a good workout and afterwards being raptured:
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=FB1B9CNU
Ok, so apparently the shoes left at the end wasn’t about the rapture. Still not sure if this is the best way to communicate the resurrection.
Ok, but what are you gonna come up with for next year, hmmm?
And while they’re Pledging Allegiance To The Lamb (TM), I’ll be attending Easter Vigil Mass at St Boniface. Full Bells & Smells, with Baptism/Confirmation of this year’s Catechumens between the Liturgies of the Word and the Eucharist.
This is one of the reasons I am taking a liberal turn in theology. Thanks.