WWWTS? What Would William Tapley Say?
June 17, 2011
This is the food court I’m sitting in right now. Obviously, according to the Co-Pervert of the End Time’s logic, it is satanic!
Oh no! I just looked over my shoulder and saw all of the pillars! Satan phallus images everywhere!
I just put a fry up to my face… ugh, I think I’ve lost my appetite!
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Did you get a Satanic Footlong from Subway?
(Er, or are they metric up there?)
Even worse: I had a whistle dog from A&W… and my pop cup had a giant straw protruding from it!
A&W: You know that stands for “Asmodeus and Witchcraft” don’t you? I believe they’re owned by Proctor & Gamble, and I don’t need to tell you about *them*.
OK; too good to pass up…
ROCK ME ASMODEUS!!!!
If they’re metric, then they’re definitely satanic.
I’m dating myself here, but those lights totally look like bongs.
Usually when somebody starts seeing Phallic imagery in everything, it’s the sign of some serious mental problems. Like Sexual Obsession on a level with the guy who wrote Malleus Maleficarium.