William Tapley: The Ballad of Comet Elenin
September 4, 2011
William Tapley, Co-Pervert of the End Times, continues to bring his own special brand of crazy via another delightful little ditty… Did I say, “delightful little ditty”?
What I meant was, “Dear God, no! Make it stop! Please!?!” Or something like that.
Can’t get enough Tapley tickling the ivories? Then you can check out his classic song “Doom and Gloom“.
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Made it to 0:40. That’s actually a personal best for a Third Eagle song.
Tapley should write music for Zelda games, minus lyrics of course.
Where’s he looking when he’s playing piano? And what does D.U.M.B. stand for?
Ack, now you’ve forced me to sit through the whole song. It was nice of Tapley to provide subtitles so I could mute it, though.
Given that Tapley uses D.U.M.B. to describe caves that probably don’t exist, I have to guess that D.U.M.B. stands for ‘Delusional Uninitiate’s Make Believe’.
And ROFL, he takes a shot at CNN! Probably would have mentioned Cooper by name, except it’s hard to rhyme with his name without sounding silly. Well, sillier.
This is the first time I’ve ever heard of “Comet Elenin”.
(It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied…)
And the first thing I think of when you combine Comets and End Times Signs is “The Planet Is To Be Spaded Under & Recycled — Join Bo & Peep Behind Hale-Bopp…”
(It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied, What happens when your brains are fried…)
He said “hammered hard” in a creepy manner.
C’mon guys. We all know he is right. We just don’ have the guts to admit it.