Hank Wingzli

While he cursed the soil of Mother Earth when he was still alive, before the Catholics doing the Lord’s work, rightly and justly saved Switzerland from his heresies, there was a ‘Reformer’ who went by the name of Huldrych Zwingli or Ulrich Zwingli

I have a proposal: Huldrych or Ulrich are crappy first names. Zwingers’ theology was so poor one bad name couldn’t contain it! And which one do you call him by? Huldy or Ulrichy Rich? I suggest that we merge the two and make things simple.

Let’s just call him ‘Hank’ from now on!

Furthermore, Zwingli is kind of a silly last name. I suggest we move the “Z” and start pronouncing his name “Wingzli”, which is way better than “Zwingli”.

Hank Wingzli: seventh greatest Reformer (of the second week of August 1528)!

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