UPDATE: God and the NFL

Things are starting to make a little more sense.

Last season I argued that clearly God was a Steelers fan.

But then, earlier today, it was revealed that maybe God was the special teams coach for Green Bay, after Packers rookie Randall Cobb claimed to receive divine instruction to go against coach Mike McCarthy’s orders and return a kick from deep in his own end zone.

Fortunately me and the big guy are pretty tight, so I asked for some clarification.

Now we know: it doesn’t have anything to do with who prayed harder, or who God ‘favors’… it’s all about the money!

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