Insane For Jesus: Cindy Jacobs (Again)
I’m not sure. There are a lot of insane people highlighted at this site. There are also a myriad of persons whom operate under extremely faulty categories. But this just might be one of the craziest, stupidest, most insane rants I’ve ever heard someone go on.
Just when you though that self-styled “Prophetess to the Nations” Cindy Jacobs could not get more ridiculous she has “dedicated her show God Knows to discussing how lands are cursed by sins like abortion, adultery and homosexuality, calling on Christians to literally take control over the weather and reverse the curse. In the fourth part of the series, Jacobs claims that lands are cursed with violence because they were previously inhabited by Native Americans who “did blood sacrifice” and “were cannibals and they ate people.””
You study the area and you find out what happened? What did the indigenous people worship? If they did blood sacrifice, like we found some areas that were very, very violent because the former culture was a murderous, violent area, like in Texas here and all of the coast around Houston and Galveston and some of that area, the Native American people were cannibals and they ate people. And so you can see a manifestation of that in the churches where people turned against people and kind of cannibalized other people’s ministries. So there’s been a lot of prayer over that in Houston, Texas, they’ve done a lot of intercession over that and broke the curses on the land. We just had a prayer meeting in Houston a little a week ago, the governor of Texas, really as an individual instigated this, and 35,000 people showed up to pray and it was only a prayer meeting called within three months, three month period of time. So what happened? The land is starting to rejoice, you see, because of that prayer.
Yes Cindy, if there is any word I think of when I see you ramble it is ‘study’… but not as in I think you have actually studied anything, but that you need to be studied by a large group of sociologists and psychologists so that they can learn more about insanity.
As an aside: other persons have regularly asserted here that the hypothesis of the efficacy of prayer is untestable because it is not in the ‘natural’ realm. I have countered, yes, but if there are any actual real world effects then those effects are testable and measurable.
Here’s the usefulness of Jacobs’, Gov. Perry’s, and other people’s magic incantations to change global weather patterns (i.e., it can’t be done!)


Oh, this definitely isn’t racist. No, definitely not……
She went a full minute without having a convulsion. I think the spirit has left her.
It’s the Pentecostal rain dance.
good grief. seriously. remember, these people vote, and their vote counts just as much as yours does…
Yeesh, don’t remind me. I’m still reeling from the Tea Party debate. My favorite was Bachmann’s rant about all the innocent little girls who are now irreparably immune to a carcinogenic virus, because the government won’t allow them the freedom to get cervical cancer.
Yeesh, don’t remind me. I’m still reeling from the Tea Party debate. My favorite was Bachmann’s rant about all the innocent little girls who are now irreparably immune to a carcinogenic virus, because the government won’t allow them the freedom to get cervical cancer.
I am totally quoting this comment somewhere else!
I guess it is quite obvious this women doesn’t read the Bible….
You would be correct.
Just when you though that … Cindy Jacobs could not get more ridiculous she has “dedicated her show God Knows to discussing how lands are cursed by sins like abortion, adultery and homosexuality…”
Note the common thread of these three Big Sins: THEY’RE ALL SEXUAL.
…like in Texas here and all of the coast around Houston and Galveston and some of that area, the Native American people were cannibals and they ate people.
She’s right about one thing: Some of the tribes in the coastal Texas area such as the Attacapa (and maybe the Tonkawa) WERE recorded as practicing cannibalism. From several sources.
And so you can see a manifestation of that in the churches where people turned against people and kind of cannibalized other people’s ministries.
And now we go from the Lands of the Attacapa into the Land of WTF?
So there’s been a lot of prayer over that in Houston, Texas, they’ve done a lot of intercession over that and broke the curses on the land.
Broke curses? Is that anything like “Dispel Magic”? Counterspell to a spell?
We just had a prayer meeting in Houston a little a week ago, the governor of Texas, really as an individual instigated this, and 35,000 people showed up to pray and it was only a prayer meeting called within three months, three month period of time. So what happened? The land is starting to rejoice, you see, because of that prayer.
What does she mean “We”? And just how does land rejoice? Is she patting herself on the back for doing this or something? And how does a 35000-man prayer chain organized over three months make the land rejoice?
I’ve asked people I know who practice this kind of stuff “how is this not witchcraft?”. Now the answer is always defensive and never comes with an answer that is defended from a biblical interpretation. Because they don’t read the bible or have not been taught how to do any interpretation for themselves as their priest’s do it all for them. I had a conversation with a penta-babler one day who had no idea what the protestant reformation was, who martin luther was or how there denomination got started. Most of these people across the board have no history and no idea what the bible actually says. So the conversation, after 3 hours of me pointing out inconsistencies in there sudo religious ideas, ended with, from him “well maybe your just lacking in power.”
Isn’t Magick all about POWER?
Dan-In response to “why is this not witchcraft”, witchcraft occurs when one calls on any spiritual entity other than the True, Living God Jehovah, Creator of heaven and earth.
Hey weren’t there gamblers, prostitutes, gun slingers, murderers, people slealing Native Children and molesting them in Residential schools in Texas? Why would not the sins and murders there committed by Caucasians be JUST as likely to cause a curse?