A Very William Tapley Christmas
November 30, 2011
What does Christmas mean for William Tapley? Singing songs against Planned Parenthood of course!
Tapley keeps up his rebel ways in this song, refusing to be a slave to such pedantic ideas as ‘rhyme scheme’. The end is coming soon, and the Co-Prophet of the end times has a point to make! He can’t be subject to such foolish constraints as a rhyme scheme!
Anyways, I’m not sure what this has to do with the holiday season, but there are lots of Christmas lights and decorations, so…
Video via American Jesus
If you can’t make it through the entire ‘song’–and let’s face it, few can endure five minutes of Tapley ‘singing’–then at least skip to the 4:45 mark and listen to Tapley’s big finish!
Pitch?!? We don’t need no stinkin’ pitch!
That is pure evil!
“Each life that’s lost
Is Heaven’s gain.”
Huh. Does the Catholic Church count amniotic fluid as a baptism? Just sayin’, this song could be considered heresy. And does Tapley not see what the logical extension of this argument would imply?
i.e. Abort Them All, and they’ll never risk being Lost. They’ll all Go to Heaven (TM).
It’s Prophesied,
It’s Prophesied,
What happens when
Your brains are fried…
Check this out:
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/403623/december-05-2011/mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown—2012-end-of-times
It would seem that the Third Eagle got himself noticed by one of the co-prophets of American Politics (whose prophetic success rate is far more impressive, I might add).