Speaking last week, Jacobs warned that while God had urged them to prepare for crisis, God will also provide them with all the provisions that they need and recounted, for example, the time that she, Chuck Pierce, and Dutch Sheets managed to feed three thousand people with just three loaves of bread and still have bread left over.
Bravo, Cindy. After hearing about your astonishing demonstration of supernatural power, I may actually cast off my skepticism and embrace pentecostalism. Well, I would, except Miracle #1 can be explained by the simple fact that no one wants to eat stale bread that’s been sitting out for several days–hence the leftovers. C’mon, Cindy. You’re one state away from Texas and you can’t multiply a couple of T-bones or a ribeye? As for Miracle #2, your accountants probably just can’t count as well as a machine. Errare humanum est. Nope, no spiritual convulsions for me today. Do feel free to try again, though.
Every time I think about becoming a Christian or believing the Bible, I come to your blog to remind myself why I don’t and won’t.
Bravo, Cindy. After hearing about your astonishing demonstration of supernatural power, I may actually cast off my skepticism and embrace pentecostalism. Well, I would, except Miracle #1 can be explained by the simple fact that no one wants to eat stale bread that’s been sitting out for several days–hence the leftovers. C’mon, Cindy. You’re one state away from Texas and you can’t multiply a couple of T-bones or a ribeye? As for Miracle #2, your accountants probably just can’t count as well as a machine. Errare humanum est. Nope, no spiritual convulsions for me today. Do feel free to try again, though.
she should be locked up…