This is the type of Christianity that I was often exposed to in my formative childhood years. Many times this was presented as ‘good’ Christianity and as ‘discernment’.
And that’s part of the reason I am the way I am!
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I blame most of my heretical beliefs on the TMNT pepperoni stick that I bit into as a kid. If only my parents had been more discerning with their beef jerky!
Thanks for winding me up again, Scott!!
i got to 22 seconds then vomited.
Holy Cow, this is exactly the same shit I dealt with growing up. No TMNT because of “magic.” If you watch the show, it is science not magic.
And now that TMNT & Harry Potter are passe, what are the Witchfinders-General going to target next as SAY-TANN-IC? My Little Pony?
Candy shaped like rock-and-roll instruments! Oh the horror! This leads directly to sacrificing goats and newborn infants to the devil, or so I was taught in the eighties.
Ow. This hurt my brain so much I think it shorted something out.
I remember this nonsense. It didnt work I still like Iron Maiden.
Oh wow. Talk about being just a little bit extreme (sense the sarcasm)! I was an avid ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ fan growing up, and I didn’t lose my Christian beliefs. These guys obviously had nothing better to do than sit around watching TMNT and trying to figure out how it could possibly negatively affect kids. Sad.
Like most Concerned Activists/Kyle’s Moms, they were watching TMNT only to see how they could get into a righteous snit about it.
It is because of this very REAL and SATANIC influence on Children’s Toys today that I buy all my children’s gifts from CHRISTIAN sources. Rather than expose my nine children to the POWERS of darkness, this Christmas just past I gave them newly invented – from the latest Japanese technology – highlighter pens which do not bleed through thin Bible paper. And I can assure you that, after opening their presents, my children (Daniel, Esther, John, Mark, Matthew, Luke, Samuel, Benjamin, and Achsah) spent the rest of Christmas day highlighting their Bibles in different colours. And I would bet (although I don’t), that they had much more fun in highlighting their Bibles than any of the heathen children who got this Hindoo Turtle stuff, whatever that may be. Yellow represents blessings, blue represents the Holy Spirit, pink represents salvation and green represents growth and new life.
P.S. I am interested in purchasing one of the beards worn by the two Christian men sitting at the table. Could you please let me know who issues these?
P.S. I am interested in purchasing one of the beards worn by the two Christian men sitting at the table. Could you please let me know who issues these?
The Taliban. Go to the Afghanistan-Pakistan border region and ask around.
Hagh qoHpu’ neH HeghtaHvIS SuvwI’pu’.
Wanna hear something really sad? I wasn’t sure this comment was sarcastic until I got to the end.
qoH vuvbe’ SuS.
Hey. This is Earth. Speak Earth-ish.