William Tapley Kills Music And Ruins It For Everyone
A couple of years ago we were introduced to William Tapley, The Turd Eagle of the Dumbpocalypse and the Co-Pervert of the End Times, when he burst on to the scene with a stunning Pièce de résistance when he debuted his song called Doom & Gloom. It is perhaps the worst song ever written. The theology is quite literally insane; the music is awful, and the lyrics are terrible and infantile. As we have come to learn: that’s just William Tapley.
Tapley is back and he is rocking the Rapture again in another new song, A Day Like None Other, and he keeps up his rebel ways in this song, refusing to be a slave to such pedantic ideas as ‘rhyme scheme’. The end is coming soon, and the Co-Prophet of the end times has a point to make! He can’t be subject to such foolish constraints as a rhyme scheme!
The Turd Eagle: somehow, single-handed, managing to ruin music for everyone, everywhere…


“It’s Prophesied, It’s Prophesied,
What happens when your brains are fried…”