William Tapley Kills Music… Again
Undeterred by his public mockery of his last campaign song for Mitt Romney, William Tapley has once again entered the arena to do battle, and has once again conquered and killed music with his new campaign song “EARLY IN NOVEMBER” (Way, Hay We Need Mitt Romney).
WARNING: If you are a musician, watching this video may kill at least one-third of your musical gift. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


I will not debate whether or not we need Mitt Romney, but Mitt Romney does NOT need Mr. Tapley.
And, saints preserve us, but I just realized Tapley performs in front of a blue screen!
Wow. That’s … amazing to put such technology in the service of such insanity.
And yet he complains about return-to-sender issues when he mails his book to people. PDF format exists, Mr. Tapley. Downloads never get returned, and they’re free.
As for the song, this one had no rhyme scheme at all. Boo. I hope the Paul Ryan theme is better.
And isn’t Mitt Romney MORMON, i.e. “CULT CULT CULTist”?
I remember the GOP primary season, when we were going through a new God’s Anointed Choice for POTUS every week or so. The only thing all of God’s Anointed Choices had in common was the Baby Dinosaur Squall of “NOT THE MORMON! NOT THE MORMON! NOT THE MORMON!”
Then Romney cinched the nomination and suddenly Oceania has always been at peace with Eurasia.
Oh I learned the hard way to never follow any musical links here for any reason. I’m just going to keep listening to Benjamin Britten string quartets.