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“Prophet” David E. Taylor Predicted Broncos Super Bowl Win Using Dreams

February 3, 2014

David E Taylor Super Bowl prediction

From Uproxx

Like any good apostle, David E. Taylor believes a lot of things — “love is the key to living a happy life,” “you can literally meet Jesus at one of my ticketed events” and “you should put on chain mail and start carrying a sword because these are the end times” among them. He also believes that dreams are direct, life-leading messages from God Almighty and that information received in a dream should be taken as fact and shared with everyone else. You know that weird moment where your wife dreams about you cheating on her and gets mad at you in real life? TOTALLY LEGIT.

Part of that is knowing that if someone you know dreams about the results of an upcoming sporting event … say, the Super Bowl … you’re obligated to share that info Back to the Future II Sports Almanac style. Squire Dave put on his best white blazer and announced a 24-21 Super Bowl XLVIII win for the Denver Broncos.

Uh, sorry, believers, he’s not really “abreast upon football.”

The video itself is hilarious and full of amazing quotes like, “The score was 24 to 21. Now I’m not sure how accurate those details are, I’m just stating them.” YEAH YOU ARE. Four touchdowns to three! Aaaaand then the damn thing starts with a safety. Thanks, God.

Here’s the video of Taylor making his “prophecy” after he’s had confirmation from the Holy Spirit.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. February 5, 2014 12:28 am

    From his Facebook page:
    “A LESSON TO BE LEARNED ABOUT TRUSTING OTHERS WHO DREAM AROUND YOU:

    Whenever listening to someone else’s dreams as prophets we must make sure we judge it properly and make sure God has spoken to us directly personally about the matter…. I didn’t have the dream but listened to someone else I trusted who’s dreams have been accurate.. So I missed this prophecy as a result and am not ashamed to state it publicly.. Nevertheless there has never been a time that I personally have had a dream that didn’t come to pass..! Let’s move forward and we will do better and get it right next time!! This still doesn’t hinder my boldness from proclaiming next time.. Smile … Be Blessed everyone!! ~David E. Taylor~”

    LOL

  2. Jack permalink
    February 6, 2014 10:54 am

    David E. Taylor’s FAILED Super Bowl Prophecy

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