Seed This Ministry
(Organ playing in the background. You are feeling ecstatic and vulnerable. Very vulnerable.)
Sit down for a minute. I feel something going on at this site. Some are going to believe the prophet right now. In a matter of hours people are going to be healed of mental blindness: in a matter of hours ignorance is going to be set back, in a matter of hours stupidity is going to recede.
There is somebody now in your church, in your small group now, in a matter of hours after reading the articles at this site they will be relieved of their burden of ignorance or heresy. How do I know that? Sit down for one second, how do I know that? How do I know that?
You gotta release something. I’m talking to you all… You gotta release something. You gotta release it now. What’s a thousand dollars in exchange for knowing the truth? Let me tell you something. It’s time for you to sow. If you want God to give it to you, you’ve gotta divinely release something. Release the seed. It’s your time to release… don’t let the devil stop you… You are one Cheque, Purchase, or Offering Away from Your Deliverance.
[HT: Juanita Bynum Simony]
Do you want the blessing and anointing of God? Well, there is only one way to ensure that God will make straight all of your paths and that is seeding into the ministry of Scotteriology. Let’s look at some of your opportunities to receive the blessing today:
What is someone so beautiful as you doing alone on a site like this?
Can you imagine the incredible blessing that you would receive one hundred fold if you were to buy this commentary set for Scotteriology?
This set cost $736.32 CAD (699.95 USD). If you times 736.32 by one hundred you get $73, 632! Is there a better investment in your finances in all of North America? That’s a rhetorical question; the correct answer is ‘no’. Start giving now. Do not miss this blessing.
From the Logos site: This highly respected commentary series from Augsburg Fortress is a must for every serious student of Scripture. With more than 17,000 pages spanning 40 volumes, the Hermeneia CD-ROM for Logos Bible Software offers a wealth of insight in a convenient format.
DO NOT miss this blessing!
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Buy me and my friends for Scott
Buy this commentary set for Scott and believe God for your breakthrough in 2009 when God will give a double portion to all who believe and sow into the ministries of his prophets.
59 volumes of the Word Biblical Commentary on one CD. The culmination of more than fifteen years of research by a team of international scholars, Word Biblical Commentary (WBC) covers almost the entire Old and New Testaments, taking into account textual, linguistic, structural, historical, and theological distinctions. More than 50 contributors, all of whom rank among the leading Christian scholars of the English speaking world.
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The Socio-Rhetorical Commentary Series
We come with super awesome extra-blessing power
Do you want to be the head and not the tail? The hammer and not the nail? Well, do not miss this season of opportunity to birth out a blessing for yourself. For only one hundred dollars you can sow a seed in Scotteriology and receive a portion of the anointing that is sure to flow mightily in whatever year we happen to find ourselves in. Amen!
The Socio-Rhetorical Commentary Series offers the first sustained attempt to read and study the New Testament as both an ancient biography (as regards the Gospels) and as a form of ancient rhetoric. The commentaries endeavor to give us a glimpse into the methods the gospel writers used in persuading their audience that Jesus was the Savior of the world, and it puts in context the purpose of the Pauline letters.
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Baker Exegetical Commentary Set
Reap an incredible harvest through us
Oh brothers and sisters this is an exciting offer: supernatural debt cancellation for whoever purchases this series for Scotteriology. Your breakthrough to prosperity is only one step of faith away. One step of faith for only two hundred and thirty-five dollars. DO NOT miss this opportunity; this is your time.
The Baker Exegetical Commentary on the New Testament (BECNT) is one of today’s most respected sources for exegetical studies on the New Testament. Praised for its thoughtful scholarship for studying pastors and readability for inquiring lay people, the BECNT is a standard exegetical commentary for any Bible study library.
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There are still so many ways that you can seed this ministry and find the favor of God; it is better to give than to receive and I am willing in this time to give you an opportunity to have an outlet where you can give, and then reap a special blessing. Don’t miss any chance to bring prosperity and riches into your life. This could be your last chance.
Do you not have as much money as you wish? You need to break that Spirit of poverty in your life. Perhaps, God is calling you to a larger gift than any of the blessings presented above: don’t worry. Head on over to Logos and you can buy a variety of gifts that you are being compelled led to purchase for this ministry. Need some suggestions? Any of these would ensure blessing on your finances:
Barth’s Church Dogmatics (14 vols.) – There is a large blessing to be reaped from this seed!
A Greek-English Lexicon of the New Testament and Other Early Christian Literature Third Edition
Studies in the Dead Sea Scrolls (12 Vols.)
Qumran Biblical Dead Sea Scrolls Database
Jewish Literature Between the Bible and the Mishnah
There are so many wonderful opportunities for you to break through and step into your land of milk and honey, into the abundance that he has for you. Send your gift today!
I’m sending you used National Geographic magazines that I find in doctors waiting rooms for the next year…
Don’t worry about distraction, Scott. I’m sure Jake will keep all the “good pictures” for his collection…
Feh. Bynum. Should’a gone with the “come on!”s, the “hallelujah!”s, the “Amen?”s of White. Plus, that would’ve let you transliterate her bad African-American impersonation. That would have been a comedic gold mine.
Jake: O ye of little faith…
Brian: Comedic goldmine? I’m giving you-ah an opportunity-ah to reap a huge harvest-ah!!!!
I believe!
David,
What good is it if you say you have faith but do not have works? Can faith save you?
If a brother is lacking a Logos program, and you says to him, “Go in peace,” and yet you do not supply his electronic needs, what is the good of that?
So faith by itself, if it has no works, is dead.
Like I told Mr. Norelli: I had a bag of large denomination bills to send your way, but since you just want books, even if electronic ones, I’ll have to find another home for the bag.
If you get an extra copy of the Hermenia Didache or the other Apostolic Fathers, send them my way. In fact, buy them all for me. Because tis better to give than receive.
Uhmmm… do you have a Paypal account?