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Acceptance Speech

July 23, 2007

(Scott enters to standing ovation accompanied by cheering and riotous applause)

Thank you, thank you. (room keys and women’s lingerie are being thrown on the stage) OK, guys, thank you. I appreciate it, thank you.

First, I would like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for allowing me to blog and for giving me my inspiration to make silly insights about people claiming to represent him.

Secondly, I would like to thank Dr. Jim West for including me in his short list of “The World’s Most Twisted Bloggers.” It is not often in a person’s lifetime that they can be honored with a recognition of this magnitude, but somehow I feel as if this award validates everything I have ever done.

To the other honorees this evening, Chris and Jon, I like your work very much, and it is a privilege to even have my name mentioned along side of yours.

Dr. West feels that perhaps I don’t post enough, which may be true, but if you had my mind you would not want to go into its dark recesses every day either.

Finally, I would like to thank all of the little people that make this recognition and an evening like this possible.

Thank you, and God bless.

(Exits to even louder applause. Men are jealous and women are swooning)

3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 24, 2007 9:50 am

    I think this post speaks for itself…

    I just wonder how much you intend to spend on therapy over the upcoming years?

  2. July 25, 2007 7:09 pm

    I am glad you are getting the serious consideration that you deserve.

  3. July 25, 2007 11:39 pm

    Bishop of Dairy Queen,

    I went to see a psychologist. I sat in the waiting room for a while and then the receptionist told me I could go back and see the doctor, but when I approached his door “the rapist” was written on it. I took no chances and left right away.


    Thank you

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