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Worst Preacher Ever Championship Bracket

July 31, 2008

The seedings are in for the first ever (hopefully annual) Worst Preacher Ever Championships!

Let the Battle begin! May the worst man or woman win:

Click on the Bracket for a larger view.

Make your predictions here; however, only voting in the actual championship matches will count, so return often and VOTE!

ROUND 1:

Match 1: Crowder vs Robertson
Match 2: Copeland vs Osteen

15 Comments leave one →
  1. July 31, 2008 12:52 pm

    OK, lets say Todd is for the next round

  2. Jake permalink
    July 31, 2008 1:50 pm

    Damn you for putting Crowder and Robertson in the same bracket. That’s like putting the ’77 Montreal Canadiens against the ’72 Miami Dolphins. TITANIC

    Do you go with the guy who coined the word “jehovajuana”? Or do you go with the guy who pretty much said God himself steered the planes into the twin towers?

    Robertson, for the incomprehensible and staggering amount of cultural damage he’s done for those people who dare call themselves Christian.

    Robertson
    Osteen
    Jones
    Dollar
    King
    Hinn
    White
    Bentley

  3. July 31, 2008 2:51 pm

    I was going to go with Crowder – but Jake makes a great point. At least Crowder is delegated to his cult church, and some GodTube videos…and quite possibly a cover shoot and centerfold spread in the Charisma magazine. Pat gets national press coverage, and never fails to make all of us look bad.

    -Robertson
    -Copeland (He almost won points for working with Willie George, and his attempt to look cool at a biker rally)
    -Bynum (elaborate 1.2 million dollar wedding on TBN, then divorced a few years later is pretty powerful)
    -The Creflo
    -Hagee
    -Hinn
    -Van Impe (He gets points for being wrong so often, and still keeping his core audience)
    -Bentley

  4. July 31, 2008 2:57 pm

    As crazy as I think Pat Robertson is, I don’t think he’ll make it to the semifinals. Is he really a preacher?
    Jeff

  5. Brian permalink
    July 31, 2008 8:30 pm

    Man, those are some tough pairings.

    Robertson (though it was close. Does anyone else just want to slap Crowder? Or is it just me?)
    Osteen
    Jones
    Dollar (though, it’s good to know that peeing standing up is a biblical principle)
    Hagee
    Hinn
    Impe (what’s not to love? — the hair, the wife, an announcer named “Ohman”, the contradicting prophecies… he’s a national treasure)
    Bentley

  6. Orrey permalink
    July 31, 2008 11:12 pm

    I know that no one knows who I am, but….

    This last spring break I and a group of friends were in Tempe, AZ, so we made it our mission to attend a service at Stephen Anderson’s church.

    Best. decision. ever.

  7. Dee Bee permalink
    August 1, 2008 2:10 am

    Crowder – let’s just say that if there’s another inquisition I’m submitting his videos.
    Osteen – how is it possible to say so little so often in twenty minutes
    Bynum
    Dollar
    Hagee – He needs to read the New Testament every once in awhile! Somebody please introduce him to N.T. Wright.
    Tilton – he doesn’t even pretend any more
    Van Impe – how do you stretch one bad sermon into a lifetime of TV?
    And the most difficult pairing… I don’t think that it was very fair to put two raving lunatics in the same pair, but THE WINNER IS: The Todd-meister for his generous use of angels, especially Emma!

  8. August 1, 2008 10:11 am

    Crowder, that guy needs therapy
    Osteen, can you say used car salesman?
    Bynum because at least Jones doesn’t scream at you (actually he might break into a bad white folk rap though – I’ve heard it first hand!)
    Anderson because I’m afraid folks might take him seriously.
    Hagee, I once co-led worship with Pat Cocking (she changed her name) – I was a young Pentecostal youth pastor and the experience was traumatic enough (she is tone deaf) that I remember nothing of her sermon.
    Tilton, cause when I first became a Christian I thought that I should put on a preacher to evangelize my family and this #*$nut started screaming in “tongues” at the tv camera.
    Jack Van Impe all the way baby!
    Bentley, I’m not even going to listen to White.

  9. Brian permalink
    August 1, 2008 10:26 am

    By the way, my lovely bride’s comment on watching a Crowder sermon, aside from the obvious:

    Do his pants have to be see-my-religion-tight? What’s that about?

  10. August 3, 2008 2:43 pm

    Van Impe and Tilton are the top two here. Hands down the most awful, suck ever. Although Van Impe technically does a “news” program.

    But Scott… Where’s Peter Popoff here? You missed a gem bro. Here’s a linky to the legend that is Peter Popoff. He peddles miracle spring water from Russia and was found guilty of fraud since he uses a wire where his wife tells him to call out certain “sick” people. He went bankrupt and then started business back up again.

  11. Kurt permalink
    August 5, 2008 10:31 am

    Crowder
    Osteen
    Jones
    Dollar
    Hagee
    Hinn
    White
    Bentley

  12. PHW permalink
    August 5, 2008 7:57 pm

    You forgot Rod Parsley!

    [Agathos: You’re right; maybe we can have him in for WPEC II: This Time It’s Historical (That’s called foreshadowing)]

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