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WPE Quarter-Finals: Jones vs Dollar

August 29, 2008

Epic quarter-final match up: Bob Jones, perhaps the worst perpetrator, and high priest of Neo-Montanist new-mystic occultic craziness vs Creflo Dollar one of the worst perpetrators of Mammonianity. Modrn heresies clash head to dead.


First Round victory over Crouch


First Round victory over Anderson

Let the voting begin!

12 Comments leave one →
  1. August 29, 2008 10:49 am

    gee this is really getting more difficult. um- just because dollar is goofier, and all other aspects being perfectly equal in terms of their depravity, i’m going with dollar.

  2. August 29, 2008 12:09 pm

    Dr Jim, mad props for your birthday, but you’re wrong… again.

    Bobba the Hut has his henchmen freeze Han Creflo in carbonite long before he can escape on the Millennium Fallacy, which is of course the vessel stolen from Bobba.

    There will be no daring rescue by young Skycrowder; he is too baked on “jehovahjuana” to care.

    Oh, yes. This round goes to Jones.

    (Bobba’s response: “Huh huh huh! LowEEnza tuh ko Creflo!” Rough translation: “Creflo is mine!“)

    [Scott: LOL! Great stuff.]

  3. August 29, 2008 12:33 pm


  4. Curious Presbyterian permalink
    August 29, 2008 12:53 pm

    Jones, Jones, Jones. The old duffer is sheer poison…

  5. August 29, 2008 12:56 pm

    Creflo. This time for the sheer odacity of being called Rev. Dollar as a word of faith minister.

    Rev. Emanuel

  6. August 29, 2008 1:36 pm


    That’s “Dr.” Rev. Creflo Dollar


    Creflo Dollar: I didn’t go to school so that I could just be referred to as Rev. Dollar

    Scott: Cut the crap Creflo they gave you a doctorate

    Creflo: Like I said, “I didn’t go to school…”

  7. Clinton permalink
    August 29, 2008 1:42 pm


  8. August 30, 2008 2:34 pm

    Dollar. The ultimate symbol of mammoniality (kudos to Scott). It’s embedded in his name.

    I wonder if he’d be willing to change his name to Euro?

  9. September 2, 2008 10:06 am

    Dollar. The reasoning behind his sermons are like Stephen Colbert’s “Word” segment, except unintentionally funny and not kidding.The speech in which he denies the divinity of Christ struck me as particularly……original. It makes sense though, if in fact Mammon and Christ cannot both be worshiped.

    Pax Christi,

  10. September 2, 2008 10:07 am

    Dollar, definitely.

  11. Jake permalink
    September 5, 2008 5:54 pm

    The man they call Dollar
    Would preach and then hollar
    At all his p’rishners in sin
    But look here comes Jones
    And he’s seated enthroned
    On a chair for the victor herein.

  12. poserorprophet permalink
    September 6, 2008 12:27 am


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