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Meme Madness: Six Uninteresting Things About Me

September 27, 2008

Drew hit me up on this ditty.  Checkout Iyov for the history of from whence this came.

1)  I pisseth standing up (KJV Baby!).

2)  I pooeth sitting down.

3)  I have thought about reversing the physical orientations of 1 and 2.

4)  I often look down to see what I have accomplished.

5)  I prefer two-ply over one-ply.

6)  I have endangered the very existence of the universe and “crossed streams”.

I send it to: Peter, Paul, James, John, Jesus, and the Paraclete

Meme Terms and Conditions

  1. Link to the person who tagged you. [check]
  2. Mention the rules on your blog. [check]
  3. List six unspectacular things about you. [check… though six may be up for debate]
  4. Tag six other bloggers by linking to them. [check… and if they link back: Scotteriology is going off the hook!]
4 Comments leave one →
  1. September 27, 2008 2:48 pm

    … and Kenton Sparks tears his clothes, pours ashes on his head, and weeps with extreme lamentations that he ever visited this site after reading this silliness!!!!!!!!

  2. Jake permalink
    September 27, 2008 4:20 pm

    As opposed to who exactly? I think that’s pretty much standard fare as far as initial reactions to this blog go.

    [Scott: Good point Jake. I was trying to sort of make a funny considering he is a serious academic and me? Well, not so serious. Is non-serious academic a contradiction? I’m pretty sure some of our more conservative brothers and sisters would find us not very funny though… maybe more ‘lynch mob’ than ‘lamentations’…]

  3. September 27, 2008 4:27 pm

    In regards to #5, I think I actually used half ply in a Jack in the Box bathroom on the way back from Tahoe last week. I had to wrap it around my hand about 50 times.

  4. Jake permalink
    September 28, 2008 2:12 am

    Oh pishaw! Who doesn’t find us funny?

    What, you mean there’s people out there who take themselves so seriously that they actually take us seriously?

    Get out! [elaine bennis] “GET OUT!!!” [/elaine bennis]

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