STRATFORD — A local man, who told police he was reliving the life of Jesus, was taken into custody for being nude Sunday on Short Beach.
Police received complaints from several beachgoers enjoying the unseasonably warm temperatures that there was an unclothed man on the beach.
Angelo Dicks, 31, of Gregory Circle, was allegedly lying nude on the sand close to a number of families with young children, according to officers sent to the scene.
When Dicks was told nudity is not allowed on the public beach, he allegedly responded that he was imitating Jesus, adding that he did not want to have a bikini line.
After refusing to get dressed and leave the beach, Dicks was arrested after a brief struggle with officers.
He was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of peace, and interfering with police.
He was released after posting $5,000 bond.
Article: HERE
How could I possibly improve on the story?
All I’m wondering is, the story doesn’t say anything about the police arresting ol’ Angel Dicks and gathering up his clothes, so… where was he carrying his cash?
I seriously feel for the guy that had to process that bond payment…
Yech!
Well to be honest with u I had know cash, but u can be sure there was no silver coins involved. Just silver shackels, but honestly the whole scene played out as close to the crucifiction as I want it to be. Oh there were no minors as far as I know, and that specific charge was dropped.
Namaste
Wait a minute… “Angelo Dicks”…
My bad.
BTW– where was Jake when all this was going down?
I’m thinking pseudonym…