Worst Profit-ess Ever
Here’s a video from December 4, 2008 that kicks offf a 12 part “prophetic” series on 2009. The person in the video, Patricia King, leads an organization called Extreme Prophetic. They’re part of the whole Morningstar, NAR, IHOP, version of Christianity (0.5 %? probably less?) that is an embarrassment to the human race as a whole and Christianity in particular.
Anyways, King claims that every year around Rosh haShanah “God visits” her and “downloads” to her 12 directives, because God will always give his church insight before he does something. Apparently, for 2009 the first directive was that it was going to be the year of the upgrade to business class. Someone from King’s staff might want to inform her how “business” did in 2009 and remove this video from her channel.
UPDATE: Huh, what do you know. Removing this video is exactly what this false prophet has done. It should be shown to every follower she still has so they can be saved from getting conned out of their money. This lady is a snake-oil, con-artist fake.
That aside what I really enjoyed was King’s opening salvo: “I have to deliver this specific word…” Now I’m not sure about you guys but when someone tells me there are going to be specific, I’m usually waiting for some… oh, I don’t know… specificity!
King starts, “There’s someone watching going through a devastating time in your life, it’s been going on for a while; maybe a couple of years or more…” Maybe a couple of years. That’s not very specific profit-ess. Let’s see where this goes.
She continues, “You’re fairly young? Probably under forty…” Fairly? Probably? I’m sensing less and less confidence in the download…
King then declares, “You’re feeling like you’re at the end of your rope and you just want to blow all caution to the wind, and you want to go out and just do whatever…” Just go out and do “Whatever.” Whatever? Really? “Whatever” kind of specificity is that?
To bring her prophecy all together King concludes, “You’re a married person who could be in the danger of an inappropriate relationship…” What? OK, at least she said married, so that excludes some people, but, “could be” in danger leaves us with every single married person!
So we have someone going through a bad time, maybe a couple of years, who is probably under forty, who wants to go out and do whatever, and could be in danger of an inappropriate relationship. Wow. How anybody could listen to such shite and then be even mildly convinced (or interested) of any of the words that come from her mouth afterward is… at this point I don’t even know the right word. I would be interested how Patricia would do under psychological evaluation. I’m guessing her visitations and downloads would suggest the need for medication; especially, with all of the specificity they have!
God is doing something, somewhere, somehow, and with somebody. Are you all creeped out at my awesome prophetic powers?
Start sending me money!