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Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car!

May 7, 2010

From the “You Can’t Make This Up” File:

Lord Jesus Christ suffers minor injuries in downtown Northampton crosswalk mishap

By Patrick Johnson, The Republican

May 06, 2010, 5:07PM

1997_crosswalk_yield_sign.jpgA 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said.

Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino.

Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released.

Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said.

Savino said officers checked Christ’s identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name.

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  1. May 7, 2010 9:11 am

    Maybe he got confused, thought he was Moses and tried to part the sea of traffic?

    It’s a real bitch when the wind and waves obey you, but Monte Carlo driving women just plough on through. I wonder what his disciples thought. What would be more impressive is if he turned the other cheek and let her back over him.

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