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I’m Going To Yell At You Tonight-Uh

June 17, 2010

This video is a patience test: can anyone with a triple digit IQ or lacking head trauma make it all the way through? I couldn’t.

I stopped with the, “I’m going to take the limits off of God” Really? You? You are limiting God? So let me get this straight: God is the alpha and omega, who has no limits… but you have to take the limits off of him? And then, “I’m going to pull my miracle out of heaven tonight” Why stop there? Might as well pull down some strongholds and bind some forces while you’re on a roll! Fantasies of control and importance much?

Here’s a suggestion: why don’t you take some limits off of God and see if he’ll heal that breathing thing you got going on while you yell rant ramble insanities “preach”.

HT: MoI

11 Comments leave one →
  1. June 17, 2010 10:31 am

    He and Paula White ought to hook up!

  2. Dave permalink
    June 17, 2010 10:40 am

    He is the vuvuzela of preachers.

    • mike swalm permalink
      June 17, 2010 2:37 pm

      Dave Wins!!!!!!

  3. Jon H permalink
    June 17, 2010 11:59 am

    ““I’m going to pull my miracle out of heaven tonight””

    Someone should inform him that this is not an effective form of birth control.

  4. June 17, 2010 1:28 pm

    I don’t know my IQ, but I didn’t make it very far.

  5. June 17, 2010 6:00 pm

    cheap and nasty copy of Dr Lockridge’s famous ‘prayer’ “My King”

  6. June 17, 2010 8:01 pm

    He has unusually small hands. It might be normally proportioned, but only seems the contrary in contrast to that head…

  7. Chris E permalink
    June 19, 2010 9:43 am

    It’s interesting that in a church led by an Apostle and a Prophet (El Rey Jesus) that they can’t find someone to exorcise that demon from his lower intestine that keeps making that gurning sound.

  8. Reader permalink
    June 19, 2010 3:48 pm

    Someone needs to open up a big can of STFU on this guy.

  9. Rich R permalink
    June 22, 2010 1:25 am

    Like a hyper sling blade uhah! That can’t be good for him uhaah! Why would you think that helps your message uhah!

  10. 4xi0m permalink
    July 15, 2011 12:45 pm

    He’s descended from an illegitimate union between Baalam and Baalam’s ass.

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