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Anti-Strip Club Church: Losing the Plot

August 9, 2010

When your church exists to protest and try to shut down a strip club you have officially lost the plot.

But…

The word of Jesus Christ says you cannot share territory with the devil.

Huh… I must have missed that verse.

Every weekend for the last four years, Dunfee and members of his ministry have stood watch over George’s joint, taking up residence in the right of way with signs, video cameras and bullhorns in hand. They videotape customers’ license plates and post them online, and they try to save the souls of anyone who comes and goes.

Now, the dancers have turned the tables, so to speak. Fed up with the tactics of Dunfee and his flock, they say they have finally accepted his constant invitation to come to church.

It’s just that they’ve come wearing see-through shorts and toting Super Soakers.

Let’s face it. There are a lot of useless churches around the world where people congregate on Sunday mornings to sing a couple of songs and pat each other on the back because they have the same beliefs, then they go their separate ways, basically live a secular life during the week, and then rinse and repeat the next Sunday morning. However, that sort of church is stunningly brilliant in comparison to New Beginnings Ministries church.

Unsurprisingly, after acting like self-righteous jerks for the last several years none of the strippers have accepted the church’s offers of salvation and provision.

Apparently they are using a version of the Bible that reads “You are the hydrochloric acid of the earth…”

On a side note: the article references Revelations 22:11…

*sigh*

3 Comments leave one →
  1. David Alexander permalink
    August 9, 2010 11:05 am

    This would be really funny if it wasn’t so sad.

  2. August 9, 2010 11:21 am

    People are just trying to make a living, why don’t these idiots go bother someone else. They are working legally and doing nothing wrong. It’s a strip club, big deal, there are more important problems in this world than women dancing on a stage..

  3. Pete permalink
    August 10, 2010 8:44 am

    “You are the hydrochloric acid of the earth…”

    If you switch the tense of this sentence to the first person plural, you have something hauntingly similar to a line from Fight Club.

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