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Worship Baby…

October 27, 2010

This baby has already learned most of what it needs to know about being a good worshiper.

A) Close eyes

B) Look really, really serious. The more you can emote to look like you are in a state of semi-pain, or on the verge of taking a dump the better

C) Throw your hand in the air and wave it like you just don’t care. For added dramatic effect, instead of going side to side, you can keep your hand in one place and move your hand forward and backward several inches like you’re high-fiving an angel

D) When the worship band makes their dramatic musical shift and announce their presence with authority into the chorus make some sort of powerful worship maneuver

If you really want to see me go on a rant ask me how I feel when back-up worship singers adopt this persona (times 10) and go on stage and act like this.


5 Comments leave one →
  1. Chris E permalink
    October 27, 2010 8:39 am

    This is at ‘Ignited Church’ famous – or infamous – for the Lakeland fiasco.

    • October 27, 2010 8:42 am

      That would be ‘infamous’…

  2. October 27, 2010 2:05 pm

    What an indoctri-cutie!

  3. Marilyn permalink
    October 27, 2010 2:46 pm

    I’m sure she speaks in tongues, as well…but she is adorable. 🙂

  4. TheTexasGuy permalink
    October 27, 2010 8:32 pm

    It appears that their brush with fame during the Lakeland Outpouring has had a very positive affect on their attendance…

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