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The “Ultimate” Christian Rock and Roll Song

November 12, 2010

Not sure what sort of music you hear in your brain when you think of “Rock and Roll” but I’m pretty sure the only person on the planet who would think that this song was either “ultimate” or “Rock and Roll” is the dude in this video.

“He is cool and he is hot. Jesus rocks.”

We may have a new contestant in the worst line ever to appear in a Christian song contest!


14 Comments leave one →
  1. November 12, 2010 11:32 am

    I feel like I’ve just been Rick Rolled.

  2. November 12, 2010 7:04 pm

    Can I just say what a relief to find an individual who really knows what theyre talking about over a internet. You actually know how to bring an problem to light and make it important. Much more folks need to read this and realize this side on the story. I cant consider youre not much more well-liked due to the fact you really have the gift.

  3. November 12, 2010 7:48 pm

    antidote to lame OP:

  4. The Texas Guy permalink
    November 12, 2010 8:50 pm

    I was shocked when he sang, “I ain’t got no Bible School degree…”. Who could have guessed that from the breath-taking theological depths of those lyrics.

    • November 22, 2010 1:59 pm

      It’s tough to even think he finished high school with a sentence like that.

  5. Jake permalink
    November 12, 2010 9:38 pm

    Slash standing outside of a church and soloing in the cold November rain has more theological relevance than whatever that was.

  6. EricW permalink
    November 13, 2010 8:51 am

    Well, at least this shows that Protestants don’t have a monopoly on Christian dreck.

  7. Julie permalink
    November 13, 2010 9:46 am

    Is “Jesus” his dog? “Whether I’m feeling up or feeling down…He don’t care what kind of shape I’m in…day and night I can depend on him”. That’s my dogs…

  8. November 13, 2010 11:01 am

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

  9. November 14, 2010 11:54 pm

    Not sure if you’ve seen this one before, but it’s cheese factor 11… (4.3 million views, has spawned some crazy responses)

  10. November 15, 2010 12:04 pm

    yep, that’s ultimate.

    Rock’n’Rock is the worst genre, and should be reserved for trite nonsense like this. Excellent marriage of lyrics and musical style.

    • Jake permalink
      November 22, 2010 6:17 pm

      Rock n’ Rock IS the worst. It’s so unidimensional. The rock doesn’t do anything. It doesn’t even roll…

  11. November 22, 2010 1:58 pm

    Not sure which is worse, the song, or his hair!


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