Weakest Premise Ever?
Or alternatively titled: How To Kill Jim West In an Apoplectic Rage.
Look at the cover of this book:
The title and the crosses at the bottom of the cover obviously suggest the events around the death of Jesus. But who is that at the top?
No. It’s a vampire.
According to the Amazon product description:
Jerusalem, 33 A.D. The vampires of the era have long sought to gain a foothold into Israel, but the faith of the local Jewish population has held them in check for centuries.
When one of their own betrays them to follow a strange young rabbi from Galilee, the elders of the vampire race dispatch Theron, a nine hundred year old assassin, to kill them both.
The rabbi’s name is Jesus. Killing him should be easy.
There’s been a whole lot of dilettante on display here at Scotteriology. I’m not sure this can be topped.