Evangelical Puppeteering Must Cease!
“Inmate Joe” runs all the way to the “Great Wall Of China” in order to get away from God (or rather, the puppeteer goes on vacation with his wife, brings his stupid puppet with him which annoys said wife.. they go on the Wall, and “Hey honey, I’ve got a great idea for a bit! Be right back!” He then runs back to the hotel, grabs the puppet, and to his wife, he asks “Here, hold the camera, will ya?” as she groans in disgust)… (via)
It is impossible to describe the second stanza of this abomination when the ‘ventriloquist’ starts rapping as anything other than: Worst. Rap. Ever.
There should be a task force assigned to the purpose of rounding up any and all puppets, and warehousing them for future generations, so that current users will stop harming there own intellects and our children… think of the children!
“Sir, please put the puppet down. Step away from the puppet. Sir stay calm; no sudden movements. Now leave quietly or we will be forced to use the tazers.”
The world would be a better place. Think of the children!