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Worst Live Performance Ever

December 17, 2010

I think it’s probably way past time that everybody stopped using the word “artist” and Yoko Ono in the same sentence, unless of course, there are lots and lots of negative adjectives describing the word artist. This is simply insane, awful, terrible, and soul-crushingly horrible.

The fact that people gave applause at the end worries me about the future of the human species. But maybe they were just clapping that it was over? I can only hope.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. December 17, 2010 12:30 pm

    Sounds like something better kept in the bedroom… *shuddering*

    • December 17, 2010 12:34 pm

      There is only one rule at Scotteriology: no talking about Yoko Ono and a bedroom in any context whatsoever. I want to procreate some more in my lifetime and any Yoko/bedroom talk will just ruin that.

  2. Jake permalink
    December 17, 2010 1:32 pm

    I’m saving the world from you procreating again…

  3. Josh Mueller permalink
    December 17, 2010 1:55 pm

    Sounds like a weird fusion of Inuit throat singing with Meg Ryan’s fake orgasm scene in “When Harry met Sally”.

  4. Iason Ouabache permalink
    December 17, 2010 3:36 pm

    She’s trolling us, isn’t she?

  5. December 17, 2010 8:54 pm

    My comments + Jake’s photo link = sleepless nights for days to come!

    • December 18, 2010 8:13 am

      Jason, we’ve learned not to follow Jake’s links. Nothing good ever comes from that…

  6. Jake permalink
    December 18, 2010 9:07 am

    Not true…

    http://www.freenigerianmoney4U.com

  7. December 20, 2010 3:02 am

    impressive, almost no use of consonants in that whole piece by yoko.

    These “art” types are fools. If I did that I’d be locked up. The emperor is definately naked.

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