God Hates Democracy
Prepare to enter the Thunderdome of mental anguish.
This video was posted at Right Wing Watch, the religious reich who want to “speak out against intolerance because that’s the American way.” The irony in that slogan in comparison to their own rhetoric is almost impossibly rich.
Back in October, Cindy Jacobs of Generals International spoke at a conference in London where she prophesied that God is getting ready to bring a “Davidic governmental anointing” and will start targeting elections in order to remove the unholy from public office:
Of course this is all sorts of whack-a-do, and we could spend lots of time deconstructing the craziness and silliness of the above, but a couple of quick observations.
First, what would a Davidic governmental anointing look like? I mean sometimes when I hear crazy dilettantes start to ramble incoherently like this I have to wonder, “Have these persons ever read the Bible?” I mean face it: one of the last people in the Bible that you would want running your government at any level would be David. Really, look at his own life and leadership; it wasn’t exactly ‘smooth sailing’.
“Hey David, what should we do about this tax proposal?”
“Well, I’m not exactly in charge anymore…”
“What? What happened?”
“Well one of my boys took over the government from me and he’s raping all my bitches up in here; but if I was still in charge I’d say don’t take any money just collect a few hundred foreskins”
“Hey how’s the wife? I saw her at the pool the other day.”
“Not cool David. Not cool at all.”
At the moment I can’t think of a worse anointing to have on your government. That anointing would be characterized by split interests, infighting, massive deficits, wars… wait a sec. I just figured it out. The American government has a davidic anointing already! Clearly it is the most logical conclusion and explains what has happened the last several years.
Second, does any one know of a human language in which repeating the syllable “buh” and “bay” ad nauseum is some sort of communication? The only thing I can come up with is she’s speaking baby-talk tongues™ because obviously her own intelligence has receeded so far, and she has made herself so willfully ignorant that at times her double-digit IQ forgets how to communicate in adult language and she is left rambling incoherently like a baby. The Lord says, “Buh, buh, buh, buh, bay-bay-bay.”
The saddest part? Her baby-talk makes more sense than her English.