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Can Anything Good Come From Nashville?

December 24, 2010

Meet Johnny Hammer. As far as I can tell he is the Christian ‘answer’ to Justin Bieber. You knew it was going to happen, “Hey Justin Bieber is hot. We should have a Christian Biebs…”

*sigh*

Perhaps even more depressing is the gushfest over this kid in the YouTube comments. Apparently: I. Just. Don’t Get. It.

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That Christmas song is from an album titled Technopraise.

‘Cause, you know, nothing goes together better than a little praise music and a rave. I kid you not they have made ‘techno’ versions of Mighty to Save, I Can Only Imagine, and..

wait for it…

seriously this is so epically stupid…

Heart of Worship.

Now I’m not a ‘Heart of Worship’ guy, but taking the lyrics and intentions of that song and turning into a techno song seems about as opposite of the lyrics to Heart of Worship as you can get.

The hymns are next, wait and see. Techno versions of It is Well With My Soul, Amazing Grace, and Blessed Assurance. ‘Cause, you know, nothing says ‘classic’ like a hymn, some fly techno beats, and auto-tuning!

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  1. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    December 25, 2010 12:58 pm

    Meet Johnny Hammer. As far as I can tell he is the Christian ‘answer’ to Justin Bieber. You knew it was going to happen…

    AKA “Just Like Justin Bieber, Except CHRISTIAN(TM)!”

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