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Pat Robertson’s 2011 Prophecy

January 4, 2011

Pat claims this is what the Lord has revealed to him over an extended period of time… either that, or you know, the dementia of an aging far right-wing Republican. One or the other.

“I’m saying this is what the Lord said, “Your country is in grave peril. The leaders have harkened to the demands of interest groups, and have led your nation into bankruptcy. In two years will come a time of reckoning.” Hmmmm. I wonder what is happening in two years in America?

I also enjoyed this great specificity from Pat, “Everywhere men will be seeking solutions to their problems.” Because it’s not like man has been doing that for thousands of years, all of the time. Wow. It’s a good thing thing Pat had to consult God to inform us about this!

Oh yeah, apparently, everybody is screwed other than CBN and Regent University. “It’s going to be a good year for CBN but tough for the world.”

Is anybody surprised that Pat’s God has the exact same political agenda as Pat does, or informs him that while the world crumbles his own organizations will be profitable?



11 Comments leave one →
  1. January 4, 2011 9:16 am

    It’s easy for a multi-millionaire to tell others to get out of debt.

  2. January 4, 2011 11:39 am

    Reminds me of Woody Allen’s parody of Nostradamus: “Two nations shall go to war, but only one shall win.”

  3. Matt permalink
    January 4, 2011 11:59 am

    How the hell does this guy have a TV show?

    NUTJOBS like Pat Robertson are the reason why the BIBLE can’t be trusted either…

    What’s the difference in some nut 2000 yrs ago making up stories and some nut today doing the same….

    • Jon Hendry permalink
      January 4, 2011 9:09 pm

      It’s easy to have a TV show when you own a TV network (Robertson’s CBN, which he started in 1961.)

  4. January 4, 2011 12:35 pm

    I think it’s been years since leaders have “harkened”. Not since we started using modern English, in fact. Is God still talking Tudor? He used to be more into getting down with his peeps.

    • January 4, 2011 1:36 pm

      LOL. Good stuff Doug.

    • Jon Hendry permalink
      January 4, 2011 7:19 pm

      Harkened? Maybe Pat misheard and God was actually talking about House Harkonnen and the Muad’Dib?

  5. Jake permalink
    January 4, 2011 10:20 pm

    But will pot be legalized?

  6. Grant permalink
    January 5, 2011 5:52 am

    He says the same thing every year and if what he says is true why should anyone pray? It’s all going to come to pass regardless.

  7. kaishinden permalink
    January 6, 2011 12:39 pm

    Pat Robertson is right about HIS prediction

    2006 earthquake & tsunami hitting NW US happened in indonesia 2004
    2007 mass killings happened in 2001 (he did not predict that in 2001)
    2011 this happened in 2000-2008 bush presidency
    The leaders have harkened to the demands of interest groups, and have led your nation into bankruptcy, unemployment
    2011 – CBN will be blessed ( give me your 10%, give me your 10%)


  8. Jake permalink
    January 6, 2011 10:10 pm

    But seriously, what about the weed?

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