Worst Sermon Series Ever!
I wish I was making this up…
Beginning next weekend, North Point is starting a new series called “Whoopee Cushion Life”. Among the seriously bad sermon titles
- “Pull My Finger”
- “Silent but Deadly”
- “Blame it on the other guy in the elevator”
- “He who smelt it dealt it”
I found this at Dangerous Minds and they state it well enough:
Northpoint Church in Springfield, MO is mashing up the good word with… fart jokes. I can’t think of… well, really anything lamer than a Christian fart joke. Can you? It stretches the definition of lame until it snaps back and hurts you, and then throws up in its own mouth.
Nevertheless Pastor Tommy will be delivering several sermons in the coming weeks with the theme “Whoopee Cushion Life” and I’ll bet his congregation simply can’t wait! …
Christian fart jokes. What a shitty idea. Who would be dumb enough to consider such a series of sermons worth attending? (“Maybe I’ll learn me a lil’ sumpthin’! And there’ll be plenty of fart jokes in case all th’t Jeebus talk gets boring!”). WHY would this seem enticing to anyone???