How To Screw Up Your Children
Take them to a building on Sunday. Insert them into a social situation where they can ‘predict’ things and are the focus of attention. Have them think that normal physical issues such as a sore ankle are really the Devil. Convince them they can ‘cure’ these issues by praying. Add tongues.
I like the part where they cherry-pick Matthew for their theological justification. I suppose James doesn’t count: “Is any one of you sick? He should call the elders of the church to pray over him and anoint him with oil in the name of the Lord.”
It’s always the same with the Neo-Montanists. I’m ‘prophesying’ what their three probable ‘defenses’ would be for this shenanigan. A) the Lord is doing a new thing B) who are you to question what the Lord is doing (verified by the ‘miracles’ of course) C) Touch not the Lord’s anointed.