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Yahweh Has The Worst Aim Ever!

April 6, 2011

Well, Cindy Jacobs is back at it again. First she claimed that the fish and birds that died a few months ago were the result of the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell (DADT).

Now, Cindy is claiming that she ‘told us’ the earthquake in Japan was going to happen… yeah, right. Watch any of her videos and try to substantiate her questioning ambiguous statements as a declarative ‘prophecy’.

Anyways, Cindy, the homophobic hate-monger of incredible ignorance, is now asserting that the earthquake and flooding in Japan are also a direct result of the repeal of DADT. Her ‘warning’ was quoting from Hosea 4. OK let’s look at the sins in Hosea 4 and see why God would have to stamp out teh ghey in America.

For the LORD has a case against the inhabitants of the land,
Because there is no faithfulness or kindness
Or knowledge of God in the land.
There is swearing, deception, murder, stealing and adultery.
They employ violence, so that bloodshed follows bloodshed.
Therefore the land mourns,
And everyone who lives in it languishes
Along with the beasts of the field and the birds of the sky,
And also the fish of the sea 1disappear.

Ho 4:1–3 (NASB)

It seems to me that ‘homosexuality’ is not a big issue in the book, or in the chapter; however, judging from that list of sins America along with a whole lot of other countries should be having simultaneous earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, and other natural disasters according to Cindy’s ‘logic’.

Let’s just stop and engage a little Christian theology for a sec. Tell me what Cindy’s conception of God is? Is it the God revealed in Jesus? Does Jesus, a part of the Trinity and supposedly fully God, inform her idea of God whatsoever? What about Zeus? What about Zeus who is a giant asshole? If we create God in our own image, if we tend to put God in a box that we conceive and shrink him down to our ideals, that tells you everything you need to know about Cindy Jacobs: she is a judgemental, self-righteous hag who thinks it’s proper for ‘God’ to kill people that she hate-mongers against.

Furthermore, how useless is her God? I mean, DADT is repelled and God kills some birds and fishes?!? Then God in the most reasonable and logical response when his ‘warning’ is not heeded by the American army… kills thousands of Japanese people? Why would God not punish American people for American people’s ‘sins’?

How bad is this God’s aim?

So let’s see. Cindy Jacob’s God is a big bully version of Zeus, who can’t even identify and target the people that he is mad at and indiscriminately just kills animals and persons in his rage. “For we know that God is love…” Yeah, right.

If God started flinging Gay American soldiers from the sky and raining sulfur and brimstone from on high to the centers of power that repealed DADT then we could probably guess how he felt about this law. Until then? I guess we can all agree that Cindy is crazier than crazy and lament the fact that real people actually listen to her and send her money.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. April 6, 2011 9:03 am

    I wonder how she handles Leviticus since we’re breaking those laws regularly!

    • April 6, 2011 9:12 am

      Yes. I am sure that hideous jacket she is wearing is making baby Jesus weep right now and breaks the Law of Lev 19:19… as well as any law of fashion or good taste!

  2. April 6, 2011 11:30 am

    marvellous post scott!

    Cindy jacob’s isn’t even hot, so it’s not like I can put up with her jibberish and just admire her asthetics…

  3. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    April 7, 2011 10:00 am

    So let’s see. Cindy Jacob’s God is a big bully version of Zeus, who can’t even identify and target the people that he is mad at and indiscriminately just kills animals and persons in his rage.

    Zeus after Hera kicked him out of bed (again!), taking it out on the mere mortals.

    Athena was the only god of that pantheon who acted anything like a grown-up.

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