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How To Ruin Your Easter Service

April 19, 2011

Invite these two girls and allow them to ‘perform’ this travesty:

Wow. As if performing this in one location wasn’t enough punishment on humanity…

11 Comments leave one →
  1. April 19, 2011 7:09 am

    My wife and I call all those white-clad girls dancing in church the Vestal Virgins

    • Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
      April 21, 2011 8:58 am

      My church has tried Liturgical Dance.

      It’s always ended up as Epic Fail.

  2. April 19, 2011 8:22 am

    vestal vixens.

  3. April 19, 2011 9:36 am

    My irreducibly complex eyes melted in their sockets.

    Let’s put a hit out on the choreographer (and then run when the rest of the world’s choreographers rise up in protest at being lumped in with this one).

  4. April 19, 2011 10:03 am

    i hate you. now i have to know that they exist out there. thanx for that.😦
    (i love how they actually had to perform this multiple times to get all the different cuts.)

    re: the all white. they can do that. it’s still before easter.

  5. April 19, 2011 11:11 am

    Isn’t that Bin cheesy & Bin-stupid from 2 posts ago?

  6. Josh Mueller permalink
    April 19, 2011 1:09 pm

    Scott, you gotta understand – Easter is all about getting a good workout and afterwards being raptured:

    http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=FB1B9CNU

    • Josh Mueller permalink
      April 19, 2011 1:14 pm

      Ok, so apparently the shoes left at the end wasn’t about the rapture. Still not sure if this is the best way to communicate the resurrection.

  7. Julie permalink
    April 19, 2011 3:16 pm

    Ok, but what are you gonna come up with for next year, hmmm?

  8. Headless Unicorn Guy permalink
    April 21, 2011 9:00 am

    And while they’re Pledging Allegiance To The Lamb (TM), I’ll be attending Easter Vigil Mass at St Boniface. Full Bells & Smells, with Baptism/Confirmation of this year’s Catechumens between the Liturgies of the Word and the Eucharist.

  9. Blake Reas permalink
    April 27, 2011 1:21 pm

    This is one of the reasons I am taking a liberal turn in theology. Thanks.

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