Special Passover Award For BS (Biblical Stupidity)
And the winner is? Drum roll please….
Usually, Paula is doing some serious BS with the calendar and the feast days of ancient Israel. Paula has articulated an immense amount of BS pertaining to the calendar. She really likes the calendar… she loves the calendar. When Paula is around a calendar it gets awkward.
But her calendar has magic powers for your finances!
Paula is the dilettante queen who brought you the Day of Atonement blessing, then promised the First Fruits blessing, and now has moved onto the Passover Blessing.
PASSOVER—GOD’S DIVINE APPOINTMENT WITH YOU—IS ONLY DAYS AWAY!
God operates in season and cycles…which are set times…
We are approaching the First of God’s three set times, or “appointments”—holy days of the year, that are special to Him—when God commanded you to meet with Him…to honor what He has done for your life! (Exodus 23:14: “Three times a year you shall celebrate a feast to Me.”)
Passover—the first of these “holy appointments” with God, is only days away…this coming Tuesday, April 19th!
When you honor God on Passover (Exodus 12:24: “And you shall observe this [set time] as an ordinance for you and your children forever”), you release the “7 Supernatural Blessings of Passover” as found in Exodus 23:
1. Assign an angel to you. (vs.20)
2. Be an enemy to your enemies. (vs. 22)
3. Give you prosperity. (vs. 25)
4. Take sickness away from you. (vs. 25)
5. Give you a long life. (vs. 26)
6. Bring increase and inheritance. (vs. 30)
7. Give a special year of blessing. (bs. 29)
God commands that all of His children observe Passover forever! Even the Apostle Paul said in 1st Corinthians 5: 7 – 8: “… For Christ our Passover also has been sacrificed. Therefore let us celebrate the feast [set time]… with the unleavened bread of sincerity and truth.”
That’s right folks: God is magic!
All right. Now I want you all to put on your surprise faces: to unlock the Magic of God’s Passover Blessing you have to perform a ritual or the magic doesn’t work, especially during this very powerful time of the year when the magic is highly susceptible to this ritual… any guesses what the ritual might be?… wait for it… come on, I’m going slow because I don’t want to shock your senses too badly…
You guessed it: You unlock the magic from God by giving money to Paula White. It makes perfect sense!
God concludes this thought on honoring Him on this divine appointment by saying in Exodus 23:15: “…none shall appear before me empty-handed”(NASB). Honor God today!
You CAN Release the 7 Supernatural Blessings of Passover today!
Please join me to honor God with your sacrificial Passover/Easter Offering—and for your best Passover/Easter offering of any size I will send you my brand new 2-CD series, “Built by Blood.” And for your gift of $ 70 or more I want to include the beautiful stainless steel communion set for two in an attractive leather carrying case.
It is at moments such as these that I think vulgarity actually becomes appropriate to adequately describe my disgust at such snake-oil saleswoman shenanigans. I shall resist however and instead bestow a special award in BS to Paula White:
She certainly has plenty of BS to go around!