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E.C.H.O.E.S. of Praise: Ruining Childhoods Through Music

April 21, 2011

Not only will super group and electric Christian entertainers E.C.H.O.E.S. of Praise dance team (Exalting Christ High Over Every Situation) come to your Easter service and ruin it; not only will they come to any service be it Wednesday, Friday or Sunday (they even do Sunday evenings!) and perform so badly that any sermon you give will look incredibly brilliant by comparison, but now the tendrils of their emotional and soul-crushing ministry can be unleashed on the unsuspecting innocent children of your Sunday School!

Yes, they too can learn to look to the ceiling effecting a facial expression signaling distressed bowels with the far away look of a mentally deranged person and a semi-smile to go with such a disposition, all so that they can show baby Jesus just how much they love him!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Jake permalink
    April 22, 2011 10:30 am

    Kinda raises the question, “At what point is there too much chimes in a song?” If you would’ve asked me 5 minutes ago I’d have said you could never have too much chime. Now, I’m just not sure anymore…

  2. April 25, 2011 1:10 pm

    Um … In the churches I pastor, this would go over BIG time.

    It’s the cute factor.

    I can’t say more as this is a public forum and is searchable through Google. I’ll let HUG fill in the blanks for me.

  3. nazani14 permalink
    June 8, 2011 7:20 am

    Brunette girl looks like the 2nd coming of Karen Carpenter.
    Bongo Boy- who knows, he might turn out ok if he keeps playing. Keep slicking your hair back, kid, and get a greasy leather vest.
    Blonde girl – I sense tragedy.

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