E.C.H.O.E.S. of Praise: Ruining Childhoods Through Music
Not only will super group and electric Christian entertainers E.C.H.O.E.S. of Praise dance team (Exalting Christ High Over Every Situation) come to your Easter service and ruin it; not only will they come to any service be it Wednesday, Friday or Sunday (they even do Sunday evenings!) and perform so badly that any sermon you give will look incredibly brilliant by comparison, but now the tendrils of their emotional and soul-crushing ministry can be unleashed on the unsuspecting innocent children of your Sunday School!
Yes, they too can learn to look to the ceiling effecting a facial expression signaling distressed bowels with the far away look of a mentally deranged person and a semi-smile to go with such a disposition, all so that they can show baby Jesus just how much they love him!