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Joyner: An Earthquake Is Coming So Stockpile Bibles

April 23, 2011

As most reasonable people can surmise, Rick Joyner is clinically insane. Apparently, according to Joyner, a small minority of people, evil and wicked atheists, are running the country. And the nation is basically telling God, “we don’t want you!”

So God, like any reasonable being, must respond in a perfectly loving and logical way, and destroy California! I wonder if there are any Christians in California? Or just atheists?

Ever since the earthquake in Japan, Rick Joyner has been incessantly warning that is a sign that the United States is going to be struck by a massive earthquake of its own, based on prophecies received by Joyner’s colleagues over twenty years ago.

And today he was at it again, warning that this earthquake is “imminent” and urging Christians not only to stock up on food and water but also to stockpile Bibles and Bible study materials because, when the quake comes it’ll knock out the power grids and people will be unable to watch TV and will need reading material.  As such, this looming disaster will “be one of the greatest opportunities for harvest ever” … the harvest that comes “at the End of the Age”:

Via: RWW

2 Comments leave one →
  1. April 23, 2011 8:08 am

    I’ve tried to stockpile Bibles once but darn it, you run through them so fast!

  2. nazani14 permalink
    June 8, 2011 7:06 am

    Every TV report on earthquakes seems to include the mention of places in the US
    that are”overdue for a big one,” so he’ll be right during what’s left of his lifetime. Next step? Profit!

    A Bible dipped in paraffin makes an excellent fire log.

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